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Wukei
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 10:08 am    Post subject:  Reply with quote

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Ponystars

Collect and breed magic ponystars online.


Pornstar ponies...that look a lot like My Little Ponies...that's just sick and wrong.
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found on the back of a Lean Cuisine box:

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"WELLNESS TIP: Enjoying your meals from a plate and eating more slowly can lead to a more satisfying meal experience."


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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not with frozen dinners...those you want to eat as quickly as possible.  But I can see how it would lead to it, psycologically, if the dinner were worth slowing down to eat.
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hip-Hop Nursery Rhymes.
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please, Please please please please tell me that that's not true.
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PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was so bad that there was no commentary I could come up with that would properly explain my absolute shock...
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>.<

Right then.  I am moving to Mars.  Anyone wanna come along?  Maybe we can start this whole, "human race" thing over again.  See if we get better returns on the project.
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ever seen "Idiocracy"?  I call the creator of that an optimist.  Because it'll get that bad probably within 10 years, not 500.
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PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've said it before...

The experiment has failed. Glass the planet, we're starting over...
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PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Gay Test; are you gay?

If you need this test to tell you, then you shouldn't be breeding with any sex.  At all.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clubemo.com

If...if you get a gf/bf, doesn't that mean you're not emo anymore?  The point of a relationship is to be happy, right?  And the point of an emo is to not be happy?

*laughs at one of the entries*
"I'm modest, which makes it hard to describe myself..."

BS

edit:

Another entry:
"I don't describe myself.  But I can tell you I'm..." (and the rant goes on.)
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was watching Judge Judy today with mom, and this woman kept saying "You know, ironically" when something happened just the way you know it would.

ie, he was heading straight for the back of my car and ironically, he hit it.

If you don't know the meaning of a word please, please, please don't use it.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
f/25/Aruba: heyyyyyy
f/25/Aruba: poop is my friend
Wukei: that's cute...
PooPLOVER101: i knooo
PooPLOVER101: i love the squishyness
Wukei: sarcasm is not one's friend when they're online...
PooPLOVER101: brown is my fav color no i take
tht back the green kind is bestt
PooPLOVER101: umm idc wht u say i am
spreading the poop love all over the worlddddd
PooPLOVER101: cuz it smells goood


Seriously...where do people like this come from?!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was flipping through the guide on my television and I came across something disturbing. It was a show about women who didn't know they were pregnant untill they gave birth. I understand that you might not notice a physical difference if you're obese,

BUT HOW THE F**K DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT!?!?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[url=http://insidetv.aol.com/2009/11/03/everybody-loves-jeff-dunham-or-do-they/?icid=main|main|dl1|link2|http%3A%2F%2Finsidetv.aol.com%2F2009%2F11%2F03%2Feverybody-loves-jeff-dunham-or-do-they%2F]Everybody Loves Jeff Dunham.  Or do they?[/url]

It's just a group of jokes.  What is WRONG with people?!


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