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Wukei
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:36 pm    Post subject: No Hope for Humanity  Reply with quote

A baby named 4real.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unbelievable. Personally I don't think it should be allowed as a name either, if only because any child with that name is doomed to the most insults in the history of humanity itself.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you remember Ima and Youra Hogg?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope, but 4real still sounds much worse. It has a number in it! Replacing a word! What kind of name has a number replacing a word? And for real is an unusual enough name to start with.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow. That's just stupid. I mean, there are such things as odd names that are still good, but that's ridiculous.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's really, really, depressing. Seriously.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel really sorry for those girls, though. Their own parents calling them that...they should have been removed by child welfare and given proper names...
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't envy that child, at all. I doubt the parenting skills of someone who names their child with chatspeak.

At least he can get his name legally changed later, if it goes through...
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It costs $500 here to get a namechange. My mom's trying, but doesn't have the extra money to spend.

But at least his parents aren't TRYING to be cruel...they're just stupid.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stupid really doesn't do those people justice. They are quite possibly the newest low in intelligence for humanity.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a terrible thought--what if this opens the door to all sorts of other chatspeak names? Imagine--a kid named LOL or ROFLMAO. Or perhaps Lollerblader? Roflcopter? The possibilities are endless in a Lovecraftian sort of way.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sometimes, for brief moments of time, the world just stops making sense.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imagine what'll happen when the kid gets to school.

Teacher: 4Real Wheaton?
4R: Here.
Kids: *snicker*
4R: *embarrassed*
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

True story:

My friend's mom used to work at a deskjob in a hospital near where we live. One day this woman came in who was in labor. I don't remember what the woman's first name was, but her last name was King. Anyway, she had the baby and you know what she named it? No-smo.

No-smo King.

I guess she looked up and saw one of the no smoking signs on the room...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

... Wow.

May I also mention that there's some person who named their kid Pilot Inspektor.

That's the actual way it's spelled, too.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deadly wrote:
Sometimes, for brief moments of time, the world just stops making sense.

You're forgetting the World Law 1:
Anything that makes sense will be changed.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lykan wrote:
... Wow.

May I also mention that there's some person who named their kid Pilot Inspektor.

That's the actual way it's spelled, too.


That's Jason Lee who named his son that. He is awesome, and that is actually a pretty cool name.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Consider the bloody video game ("Alice") designer American Mcgee. His first name is actually American.

He would have to introduce himself with "Hello, I'm American."
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know a guy whose mom went to see The Highlander shortly before he was born. His first and middle names are, as a result, Connor McCleod.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My friend baby sits from these kids. The parents didn't speak english so they read and box and though the same sounded pretty.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another no hope for humanity moment:

I was watching Christina's Court (sounded like this guy was named Cthulhu, I'm serious...)

Anyway, this guy was suing someone for getting attacked by their cat. What he did was he got down into this cat's mate's face, mimicked her sounds (which was an irritated yowl) and was surprised when her mate attacked him. Then, he didn't go to a doctor to get antibiotics, and everyone knows that a cat's mouth has plenty of germs in it that can cause problems

Christina gave this man, who was the cause of his own problems, the same as an ER visit and 2 days of lost wages. I think he should have got zip.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw an article about a baby given 25 middle names.

"Joe R Smith, Maria P McDonald, and James J. R. T. P. L. F. R. .... Douglas."

Or something. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeez, and I thought I was being silly with Mikhail Pyotr Nicholae Archadiy...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I found the best site ever when I was looking for the picture of "Elephants, Larger than the Moon" from Who Wants to Be A Millionaire's dumbest contestant.

http://www.bsnews.org/articles/135
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please stop lowering my opinion of humanity. I'm sorely tempted to go on a shotgun rampage after that.

Also, serious question...One person thinking the elephant was bigger is bad enough, but 2% of the audience thought the same, that's ridiculous! I mean, they must have at least two hundred people there, that's another 4 people! In that studio, five people thought an elephant was bigger. What is wrong with them? How can FIVE people in that studio think the elephant is bigger?

(I realise it may not be five, that's just a random rough estimate.)


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