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PostPosted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:20 pm    Post subject: The Ultishop (now open for business)  Reply with quote

The Omnishop Ultishop!

Premise
The Ultishop is a store wherein the shopper can purchase anything that his or her heart desires for prices the likes of which cannot be found anywhere else. The Ultishop's slogan is also its mission statement: We Sell What You Want for the Price that You Want, meaning that we sell nearly everything for the price of your choosing, no more and no less. It should be noted that the Ultishop sells only those things that can be sold; some things of a morally objectionable nature are not available for purchase.

Exterior Description
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The exterior of the Ultishop is similar to that of a massive castle, including parapets and towers, built out of light gray stones shot through with gold and silver threads. The front doors (large, gold-and-silver decorated oak polished to an mirror finish) are very durable and capable of being reinforced by polished steel bars that slide down from the stone above the doorways. On either side of the Ultishop proper are attached two smaller (though still very large) buildings built in the same castle-like manner. They have no exterior doors and are accessed from the interior of the building.



Sales Floor Description
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The Ultishop Sales Floor is immeasurably large, simply for the fact that it is infinitely large, a demiplane unto itself. With a floor of pale, wet-looking marble shot through with gold and silver thread and walls of burnished mahogany decorated with precious metals and gems, the Sales Floor looks less like a department store than it does the temple of an ancient and powerful deity of wealth. The majority (impossible, of course, as the space is infinite) of the Sales Floor is taken up by the many (infinite) aisles that hold the Ultishop's (infinite) stock. The shelves, like the walls, are made of mahogany and are decorated with precious metals and gems. Due to the sheer mind-boggling amount of the items for sale, two handy computer terminals are available for public use that allow shoppers to search for the aisle and shelf containing the item that they desire. At the farthest end of the Sales Floor are the Sales Counters, where shoppers pay for their purchases. The counters to the left and right of the center counter are gold decorated with silver whereas the center counter is platinum decorated with gold. Behind the counters are two locked doors, one of which opens to a staircase that leads to the Upper Levels and is available to all employees and one that leads to the Basement. Only the Distinguished Gentleman has a key to the Basement. Because the Sales Floor is infinite in size a shopper is always an equal distance from any other point. This insures that no matter where the shopper is, he or she is no more than a short walk away from his or her destination.



Inn Description
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The Ultishop Inn is for those that want a good night sleep. Like the Sales Floor the Inn is infinitely large to accommodate the many hundreds of people that stay there. The floors of the Inn and its rooms are a lush, soft burgundy carpet. The walls are made of dark, heavily polished cherry wood. The rooms are spacious (they are, in fact, infinitely large) and include a bedroom (with king-sized bed and walk-in closet), kitchenette (with cabinets, stove, sink, dishwasher and refrigeration unit), small study (with a desk, chair, shelves and computer) and a bathroom (sink, toilet, bath and shower). Next to the light switch in the bedroom is a small panel of many buttons which allows the tenet to customize his or her room to their heartís content.



Restaurant Description
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The Ultishop Restaurant is a one-of-a-kind establishment wherein hungry shoppers can order nearly any food or drink that they could possibly desire (some foods, such as could be made from sapient beings, are not available. Should they be requested suitable replacements will be offered). Shoppers are encouraged to find a table for themselves (as the space is, of course, infinite) whereupon a waiter will be dispatched to take food and drink orders. The floor of the Restaurant is covered in a soft, deep blue carpet and the walls are painted a glossy indigo. The effect is that the entire Restaurant appears dimly lit and moderately romantic.



Ultishop Personnel and Security
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PC Personnel
The Distinguished Gentleman: The suave, sophisticated owner, operator and proprietor of the Ultishop. He functions as Master Salesman and, as the employer of the Ultishopís countless employees, reserves the right to tell them what to do.
Yurioc: Hyper-intelligent mouse. Computer Specialist and all-around tech-helper.
Catherine: Human. Works in the Complex Electronics section.
Melach: Human geomancer. Works in the Minerals Department.
Grif and Company: A group of individuals whose job it is to locate and procure rare and powerful artifacts for the Gentleman's personal collection.
Aesa: Vala. The head of the Ultishop Security Force, Aesa is placed in charge of utilizing the Ultishopís many guards and defenses (both arcane, divine, psionic and non) to protect the store in the event of the Gentlemanís absence.
Ekara: Drow. An alchemical genius, her job is to innovate new chemicals for a variety of uses.
NPC Personnel
Gentlebot (warforged): Quiet, reserved and polite, he is the Gentís right-hand man. He is a salesman and possesses the authority to direct the other employees. He is in charge of the store when Gent is away.
Gongjin: (warforged): Ekrathís inorganic butler, Gonjin is a salesman and clerk, taking careful inventories of every item within the walls of the store. He is more outgoing than Gentlebot and not as socially incompetent.
Employees: Dressed in identical gray uniforms, the employees number in the hundreds. It is their duty to keep the Ultishop clean and the customers happy.
Ultishop Security
Knutz and Bholtz (steel-plated iron golems): These two silent automatons function as The Distinguished Gentlemanís personal bodyguards. They look and function like OmniGuard Leaders, though they do not share the Leaderís connection to the Guard Troopers.
The Ultishop Security Force: 100 guards patrol the Ultishop, inside and out. They are charged with protecting the store, its wares, and its personnel. They are organized into ten groups of ten; the 90 Guard Troopers being led, in groups of nine, by one Guard Leader per group. The Troopers are seven feet tall and are armed with massive metal fists and chain guns on their right shoulders. The Guard Leaders stand eight feet tall, have fists wreathed in crackling energy, have more powerful chain guns on either shoulder and possess the ability to speak, though they only do so to issue orders to their squads.



Map of the Ultishop Interior
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A. The Ultishop Sales Floor.
B. The Ultishop Inn.
C. The Ultishop Restaurant.
1-2. The Front Doors.
3. The Door to the Ultishop Inn.
4. The Door to the Ultishop Restaurant.
5. The Door to the the Basement.
6. The Door to the Upper Levels.
I. Gent's Sales Counter.
II. Gentlebot's Sales Counter.
III. Gongjin's Sales Counter.
IV. Ultishop Inn Check-in.
V. Ultishop Restaurant Grocery Counter.
VI-VII. Computer Terminals.




Currently under the management of The Enchanter while the Gentleman is away.

(Yes, I got permission to do this. Sort of)
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Francis walks up to the shop, and laughs at the sign. Patty is probably with her
I think this is it.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Patty giggles as well.
"Looks like, doesn't it..."
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

E appears, wearing a suit, and top hat, and holding a cane.
Suits me, doesn't it?
Of course.
Francis contains her laughter at the midn flayer's outfit with difficulty.

(E dressed as Gent. I need an avatar of that. Badly)
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Oh, yes, yes it does, absolutely..."
Patty also has her lips twitching as she holds in laughter.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is so funny?
We aren't laughing, are we, Patty?
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Nope, no laughing here, none at all," Patty says with a completely straight face.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

E grumbles for a bit, then looks back at them.
So, are you here to buy, or are you just looking?
Francis is still recovering.

(Like the new avatar? Razz)
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Perhaps a little of column A, a little of colum B..."

(Indeed. Razz )
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well then, head on in!
E floats back into the store.
I see he got the uniform right.

(That request was picked up in like 30 minutes)
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"And somehow he makes it work, too!" Patty observes, amazed.

(It's awesome. Razz)
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Francis gives her a sly glance.
So, shopping?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Patty nods.
"...where do we start?"
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clothes? I definately need something new.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Then we start at clothes then!"
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Francis grins and heads into the shop. She finds herself already at the clothing department.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Patty promptly heads for intimate apparel...
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Francis raises an eyebrow, but resumes picking out several outfits meant for more daily use.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After a little bit Patty goes to find some more conventional clothes, as well.
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After picking out several sturdy outfits, Francis begins looking for Patty.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Patty can be found looking over raincoats by this point.
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So, what have you found for yourself?
Francis decides a raincoat couldn't hurt, and looks for one of her own.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Oh, about four new outfits, two swimsuits, and something you'll have to find out about later," Patty says with a grin.
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Francis raises an eyebrow.
That sounds ominous. I picked up three outfits myself, and a swimsuit of my own. And a couple of magazines with ideas for modifications, should the need arise.
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"Ominous," Patty asks, wrigging her eyebrows, "or anticipatory?"


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