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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 10:23 pm    Post subject: D&D Vending Machine  Reply with quote

Okay, most people should know how this works.  You put something into the vending machine and the person after you says what you get in return, then they put something in, rinse repeat.

To start things off, I put in a single gold piece.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get a single meal from Trog's.

I put in a staff.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get three dozen pixie sticks.

I put in a sword.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get a pile of those little sword shaped tooth picks they use in sandwiches.

I put in a bag of rocks.
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get a bag golem and a rock pouch.

I put in star wars episode 3.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you get Mace Windu's lighstaber.

I put in a tube of superglue.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The DnD vending machine would really like to give you something(a smack in the head), but you've glued up its insides.

I pat the DnD vending machine on its head in a condescending way.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get a jar of dew.

I put in the entire Sugar Hill Gang.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get half the Cosby Kids.

I put in a freshly baked apple pie.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get an all American mother and family.

I put in a star football player.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get a third place trophy.


I put in the "L" key from a keyboard.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get August Dvorak.

I put in SCP-682
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The vending machine turns purple and spits out a shoe.

I put in the shoe.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get two miss-matching socks that don't go with the show either.

I put in an eagle.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It bounces around a few times and comes back out as a Bogey.

I put in Three Alka-Seltzas, Two Pepto Bismols, 6 Tylenol, and 32 Laxatives.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It comes out with a doctor warning you that if you take all of those you'll probably die.

I put in a diamond earring.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get out a golden ear.

I put in a bag of mixed nuts.
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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get eight bags each filled with one of the following; Peanuts, almonds, walnuts, Brazil nuts, cashews, filberts, hazelnuts, and pecans.

I put in two puppies and a kitty.
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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get a cerburas with two dog heads and a cat head.

I put in Hades.
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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get a burning doom.

I put in cheese!
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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get burnt cheese on toast.

I put in plums.
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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get a prune.

I put in One DVD set of the Following: Haruhi Suzumiya (English Dub), Neon Genisis Evangelion(Platnum Edition), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (English Dub), Lucky Star, Ouran High School Host Club, and one Cheesy Bacon Cheeseburger, from TGIFridays.

That is all, thank you.
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You get a DVD box set of the following:  Rave Master (english dub), Bobobo (english dub), Big O (english sub only), and a quarter pounder with cheese.

I put in a belt of gender changing.
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PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get one hot and sexy TwoBit!  Razz

I put in a vial of holy water.
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You get a pissed off vampire.

I put in a fedora hat.


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