He has to wear it for 7 days to allow his paws to properly heal. He had to be declawed again (I didn't have it done the first time) and a bunch of them were starting to grow back wrong and had to be removed. He didn't like that, and was making his paws worse, so into the funny collar he had to go. _________________ Inner Circle
A little girl had her friend over to visit. The visitor said 'how old is your mommy?'
The little girl ran into the kitchen and asked, 'Mommy, how old are you?'
'You never ask a woman her age,' her mother replied.
The little girl went back and told her friend what her mom had said. Her friend said, 'Well how much does she weigh?'
The little girl ran back into the kitchen and said, 'Mommy, how much do you weigh?'
'You NEVER ask a woman how much she weighs,' her mother stated.
The little girl went back to her friend and told her what her mother had said. Her friend said, 'Well why did your daddy and her get a divorce?'
So the little girl went back into the kitchen and said, 'Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?'
Her mother, aggravated beyond measure now said, 'No more questions!'
The little girl went back to her friend and gave her the results of the question. Her friend stated conspiratorially, 'You know, you can look at her driver's license to learn the answers.'
'What's a driver's license,' the little girl asked.
'It's like a report card for adults!' her friend stated.
So the little girl looked around and found her mother's purse and her driver's license. After a few minutes of looking it over, she ran back into the kitchen and said, 'Mommy, you're 31!'
'How do you know that?'
'And you weigh a hundred and forty pounds!'
'How do you know that?!'
'And I know why you and daddy got a divorce!'
'What's that supposed to mean,' her mother asked as loudly as she could.
'You got an F in sex!' _________________
I'll do so when he's talking to me again. Right now he's mad at me cuz I hugged a pig he didn't approve of...so I'm being punished. (What's cute is that he checks up on me when he thinks I'm not looking. He runs away quickly if he notices me look, though.) _________________
I forgot to tell you guys that E'Nygma gave birth on Sunday. Only one survived (Ivy.) Carrey was so proud. He even invited Scrooge up to see the baby, he was so thrilled that he had babies (even though we're pretty sure they're Tubby's babies.)
Carrey was very upset, because he watched two babies die, and he was sure E'Nygma was dying. He didn't see the one baby was alive and well. So he was off in the opposite corner in absolute shock that he was losing his whole family. He perked up when Mom showed him that Ivy was alive, though. And as I said before, he was showing her off later. _________________
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