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Vacation II [Plot]

Dawn and John are going on a vacation.
(And it's been a long one.)
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He and the pig both shake their heads.
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She goes to lie down.

"I miss when my life used to make sense."
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John goes to lid down next to her, setting the pig down on his way over.
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Dawn rolls over to face him.

"So, go home tomorrow?"
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He kisses heron the nose.
If you want.
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She smiles and puts her arms round him.

"Something always happens to you doesn't it?"
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(Yep.  Because the only time I remember to have plot happen to him is when he's on vacation.)
He nods.
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"It's like the universe has it out for you or something."
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He nips at her nose.  The pig heads outside the shelter
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Nips at her nose? That's a somewhat odd thing to do, she attempts to quell this by kissing him.
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He happily returns it.
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She holds the kiss and goes for his shirt.
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It slides off easily.
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She moves down slighty, kissing his chest.
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He makes a little happy noise and tries to rip her shirt off.
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Well it's not much of a shirt so it comes off fairly easily. She moves back up again to kiss him and press herself against him.
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He tries to slide down and try this "Chest kissing" thing for himself.
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Now it's her turn to make happy noises as she goes for the curtain.
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When it comes up a pig is gently nudging her side.
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She ignores it and cuddles up to John.
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He cuddles back.  It nudges her again.
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She tries to shoo the pig away with one hand.
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It rubs up against the hand.  John makes a noise that could be construed as a laugh.
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"Tell the pig to go away."
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He kisses her on the cheek.
Not my job.
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She just tries to ignore the pig
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It nips at her side.
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"Ah!"

She tries to shove the pig away
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John laughs and mumbles, It's hungry.
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"It's your pig."
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Ugh.
He starts to get up.
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"It's a big responsibility."
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Yeah, yeah...
He get's up, straps on a belt with his knife and exits the shelter.  The pig follows.
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She stays where she is and waits.
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Oinking and laughing they return.  John is cutting up a few coconuts and feeding little bits of it to the pig.
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"So we're taking that thing home?"
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The pig looks at John and he looks at her.
If it's okay...
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"On one condition."
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He nods.
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"If it falls down the hole it's not my fault."
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He smirks.
And if you throw him down the hole it is your fault.
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"It's a he? Does he have a name?"
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I don't know.   I was thinking of calling it Bacon.
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"How about Hamlet?"
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Ugh.  That's evil
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"Pygmalion?"
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He glances down at the pig.
I say we throw her in the hole
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"Wilber?"
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Sic her, Bacon.
The the pig runs up and starts nudging her ankle with it's snout.
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"Wait, how have you trained that pig so well in like half an hour?"
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Dire boar.  Bacon's smart.  I'm reasonably intelligent.
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"Oh right, in that case, ah! I'm being attacked."
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The pig looks up at her and nods.
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She tries to pick the pig up.
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It doesn't stop her.
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"I guess you're kind of cute."
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It snorts and nods.
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Dawn puts the pig down and starts getting dressed.

"So, home today?"
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John shrugs.  The pig runs outside.
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"It's your call, you're the transport."
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And it's your choice.  I'm good as long as you're happy.
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She can't help but smile at that.

"Guess, we'll get going then."
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He smiles and whistles.  The pig runs in.
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"That, that's a well trained pig."
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He changes the pitch of the whistle and it rolls over.
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"Seriously, wow."
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He changes pitch again and it tries and fails to stand on it's hind legs.
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Dawn can't help but pick it up and hug it.

"Aww."
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It cuddles up against her.
Actually, I've only taught it two tricks.
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"It's still a very clever pig."
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He nods.
It figured out "mess with Dawn" in record time.
The pig tries to look cute and innocent.
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"Is this true pig?"
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It looks embarrassed and nods.
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"Not to sound paranoid but this pig can totally understand us."
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Well, yeah.
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"I'm fairly sure pigs can't do that, dire or not."
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He glances at the pig.  It glances back.
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"Any way what harm can it do? It's only a pig."
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The pig and John both smile.
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I didn't think pigs could smile.

"So, home with pig in tow?"
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John nods and moves to kiss her.
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Which Dawn returns, still holding on to the pig.
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The pig closes his little piggy eyes and home they go.
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Not really a vacation but it helps to keep all there comings and goings in one place.

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BAM! A big red bus appears in the desert near an incongruous podium.
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John heads for the incongruous podium.
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As does Dawn and presumably the pig she's carrying. There's an envelope on the podium, it's got Dawn's name on it.
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John holds his hands out for the pig.
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She hands the pig over and takes a look at the envelope.

"Sooo set up."
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He smiles thinly and nods.  Bacon also nods.
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Dawn opens it, inside is a note written in Old High Gallifreyian. John might notice it's in Dawn's hand writting, she frowns as she reads it.
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John tries to look nonchalant as his eyes go black and he reads the note.
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I assume the eye thing means he can understand it? Just thought I'd check.
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Yep.
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Spoiler:

Surprise, sweetie.



"Don't move!"

Six white skinned humanoids in combat gear are standing between them and the bus, pointing rifles at our intrepid heros and their pig.
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John respectfully doesn't move.  He does cast a pair of spells though.  Dawn should feel her body turning to living iron.
(Whispercast and Iron Body.  Whispercast allows you to cast spells without verbal or somatic components.)
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Just for my amusement, has Bacon been iron bodied too?

"Put your hands in the air!"
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(Sure.  John has not.)
John puts his hands in the air.
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Heh, metal pig.

As does Dawn.

"So, cooperate or shoot them?"
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(What's Dawn's native language?  Because that's what it sounds like john is speaking.)
John shrugs.
Your call.

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