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Moozy

Muffins!

We don't have a SMBG section yet, so if this thread doesn't fit feel free to move it, or kill it. Whatever works.

I just had this idea. The person who's posting posts what ads they see at the bottom of the most recent post.
wxdruid

I don't see the ads while I'm at work.....
Deadly

I see lots and lots of game ads.

"Guy4Game MMO Services", "Games Industry Carreers" and "Favorite.com Games"
Wukei

And they will continue to be game ads since this is a gaming thread.
J. Muller

You get weird things in other threads, though. Especially threads in the Town.
Moozy

Wukei wrote:
And they will continue to be game ads since this is a gaming thread.

Very true, but I already have a solution. Try saying one word over and over, and see what ads pick up on it.

Example: sock sock sock sock sock sock

Now, next person post with the ad.
J. Muller

Still ads for role playing games.

I think there needs to be more. Such as:

sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock sock

Ctrl-V is your friend here.
Wukei

nope, sorry...still games, because it's the title of the thread.
Deadly

Still games.

I imagine google is smart enough to sort out strings of repeated words, to avoid abuse.

Try quoting Shakespeare or something instead, that'll probably give better results.
Moozy

"Oh Romeo, where art thou Romeo?" That's just about all I know.

Well this will still be fun.
Nevrmore

Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of war!
Deadly

The first part of a poem by Algernon Charles Swinburne, let's see how Google likes that :


I am that which began;
Out of me the years roll;
Out of me God and man;
I am equal and whole;
God changes, and man, and the form of them bodily; I am the soul.

Before ever land was,
Before ever the sea,
Or soft hair of the grass,
Or fair limbs of the tree,
Or the fresh-coloured fruit of my branches, I was, and thy soul was in me.

First life on my sources
First drifted and swam;
Out of me are the forces
That save it or damn;
Out of me man and woman, and wild-beast and bird; before God was, I am.

Beside or above me
Nought is there to go;
Love or unlove me,
Unknow me or know,
I am that which unloves me and loves; I am stricken, and I am the blow.

I the mark that is missed
And the arrows that miss,
I the mouth that is kissed
And the breath in the kiss,
The search, and the sought, and the seeker, the soul and the body that is.

I am that thing which blesses
My spirit elate;
That which caresses
With hands uncreate
My limbs unbegotten that measure the length of the measure of fate.

But what thing dost thou now,
Looking Godward, to cry
"I am I, thou art thou,
I am low, thou art high"?
I am thou, whom thou seekest to find him; find thou but thyself, thou art I.
Wukei

"Jesus Christ loves you"
www.Jesus2020.com
Nevrmore

Spooooooooooooooon!!
J. Muller

Still games. Let's keep trying with the Shakespeare.

To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing, end them? To sleep, to dream... and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to... tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

That's all I can remember right now.
Shadow of the Sun

Perhaps some Poe, just to piss off Nevr?
Warpfire

Yay for the internets.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevrmore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevrmore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevrmore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Nevr-nevrmore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevrmore.'
Deadly

As you desire, Poe it is Smile

AH broken is the golden bowl! the spirit flown forever!
Let the bell toll! — a saintly soul floats on the Stygian river;
And, Guy De Vere, hast thou no tear? — weep now or never more!
See! on yon drear and rigid bier low lies thy love, Lenore!
Come! let the burial rite be read — the funeral song be sung! —
An anthem for the queenliest dead that ever died so young —
A dirge for her the doubly dead in that she died so young.
Moozy

Same ads. I'll try changing the title.
Warpfire

Hmm, not working yet...

Maybe a new post is needed, first.
J. Muller

Same.

Let's try the full one--which I have actually never seen, I suppose, in complete form.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Moozy

Heh, still games.
Warpfire

Well, it was briefly WoW gold ads.
Deadly

It's all \/\/o\/\/ (I hope it won't get that). It's everywhere. Maybe, when it can't figure out what else to show, it just shows that.
Vael

Die, evil ads! By the might of the CRAZY POETRY!



One morn I came into my house,
And found, lo and behold,
Massive holes in my walls.
Disturbed, and very distraught,
I looked around and spied a man.
“You did this didn’t you?”
I cried
“Why on earth did you put holes in my walls?”

“Well,”
The man said,
“I put these holes in your walls,
To make boles in the these halls
So coals could collect moles,
From stellar waterfalls.”

“What are you saying?”
I screamed.
“You make no sense at all!
Are you insane?”

“Insane?”
questioned the man
“You mean the bane of the brain?
Well, my grass lost its stain because of a crane,
And I have lain in a purple-pink plane,
But I do not think that I am insane,”

“You are mad”
I said, shaking my head
“You’ll have to go.
I’m not being mean, but,
You can’t stay here,
And put holes in my walls.”

“Please sir, don’t kick me out!
I’m not a vagrant a beggar, or lout!
Don’t hurt my feelings like that, or I’ll pout!”

“Will you leave? Or at least stop rhyming!
It’s getting on my nerves!”

“I can’t leave,”
said the man
“So I’ll try to stop rhyming at least.
Lets call a truce,
Good morning Sir, I’m Doctor Seuss”
Wukei

It's not going to change, I don't think...
J. Muller

Still just Wow gold and one that says "Are You Loser? Take the Quiz!"
Wukei

trumpette baby socks!

6 free cans of enfamil

we have results!
Vael

Hm. Wonder if talking about squirrel hunting with missiles and shotguns will help.
Because that is why Soph and I are talking about. Wink
Wukei

home owners insurance, home owners insurance, and socks.
Warpfire

Enfamail, Baby Socks and...LOTR online. Interesting.
atreyu_the_masked_llama

that's what I got too, warpfire.

oh and I got all sock ads on page 1.
Nevrmore

Circuit City is what I'm getting...

..?
Vael

Hmmmm....
Beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans.
Wukei

discussion forums US
Nevrmore

I think you shouldn't just c/p one word over and over. Try words that are related to each other. Like bike, wheel, spokes, handlebar, ride, etc. etc.
Vael

... so...
Lima beans, pinta beans, black beans, green beans, string beans, jumping beans, kidney beans, red beans, vanilla beans, coffee beans, soybeans, castor beans, cocoa beans, broad beans, moth beans, azuki beans, urad beans, mung beans, rice beans, hyacinth beans, tepary beans, runner beans, winged beans...
Moozy

Ads
by
Google Lord of the Rings MMORPG Don't want to Play alone? Role Playing Games
New Friends Are Waiting
Join The Fellowship In Middle-earth Play with Friends or Someone New!
Many Free Multiplayer Games Online Top 6 Websites
For Role Playing Games
www.LOTRO.com www.GamesGames.com/Multiplayer www.Top-4-Picks.com

...Weird.
Vael

Hey! Posting those links will just make it want to post those more.
So...
Beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans!
Geomancer

I have a baby formula add!

ELEPHANTS! CHEESE! Pastrami is the most sensuous of the salted lunch meats!
Wukei

I got this in another thread:

"Most Druids Suck"
Moozy

Eww, three RPG game ads again. This game is hard. Razz

And rather random. Not just the ads.
Wukei

"Home insurance quotes" "lavazza espresso beans" "compare CA Home Quotes"

Not a game thing at all for me ^.~
NecroPaladin

6 Free Cans of Enfamil, whatever that is.
wxdruid

Enfamil is baby formula
Geomancer

Koala Bears.

Grizzly Bears.

FORD TRUCKS!
J. Muller

LOTRO, baby socks, and Enfamil are what I'm seeing.
Warpfire

Hey look, Maple Story.

How I hate that game.
Darkblade

Green beans, Locoust bean gum, insurance sales.


Of course we're criminals, we've always been criminals, on this planet we have to be criminals. - Superman quoting Batman Darknight Strikes Again
Wukei

power leveling...hehehehe
DeBunny

....I'm getting ads for Baby Socks and Free Cans of Enfamil.


I should probably throw out that the one of them is about The Lord of the Rings Online.
J. Muller

Now it's up to adds for free cans of Enfamil, cute baby contests, and one that says "Are you a Slacker Mom?"
Warpfire

Cheap WoW gold and tips.
Wukei

what's a boun?

"Buy WoW gold,Get Bouns"
Geomancer

The Tiger is the Donkey of the Jungle!
Damon

Are You a Slacker Mom?
Baby Bottle Feeding
Baby Photographer

How odd.
Warpfire

Have a Cute Baby or Kid?
Got Baby Questions?
Baby Bottle Feeding

Not too odd, considering your post.
The Chilli God

Avoid child stupidity
practical baby management
Itzbeen Baby Care Timer

I especially like the first one.
J. Muller

Baby Modeling Need Models
Guatemala Adoption Agency
Got Baby Questions?
Wukei

Why out of all of that did I get:

"WoW Cheats" "WOW Char Enhancer" and "Gamertopia?"
wxdruid

The ads above are

Profile Health, Colic-Ease Gripe Water, Goi Goi Baby Pillows.

ugh
Darkblade

Just WOW gold. [crying] I don't get fun ones ![/crying]
Wukei

"have a cute baby or kid?"

like anyone would say "my baby is the ugliest in the world."
atreyu_the_masked_llama

"Baby hate tummy time?"

odd...hmmmm.....

hippo hippo hippo hippo hungry hippo!

hippo hippo hippo hippo hippie hippo!

hungry hippie hippo has the munchies.
Warpfire

"Make tummy time fun?"

?!
Wukei

"paragon drive backup 8.5"

What's that got to do with anything?!
Baeleck

'Bored at work?'

Uhm... no?
Darkblade

Is Your Baby Cute?, Newborn Gas Relief, $10,000 baby photo.
Moozy

LOTR Online, Prevent Baby Tooth Decay, Trumpette Baby Socks.

...Still weird.
Geomancer

China RoHS Labeling.

I don't even know what that means.
Nevrmore

Aha! Finally! Ads for Trumpet Baby Socks!
Damon

Proven baby sleep system

I have my own. Yell, insult, and undermine the child until it shuts and and sleeps.
Geomancer

Infant Gas Relief.

*Giggle*
J. Muller

Baby Photography

Your Baby Can be a Model

6 Free Cans of Enfamil
Wukei

"Can You Handle Hardcore PvP Action?"

They make it sound so...dirty.
Geomancer

Baby Models wanted. Somehow I'm reminded of pedophilia.

Hypochondriacs!
J. Muller

Wukei wrote:
"Can You Handle Hardcore PvP Action?"

They make it sound so...dirty.


http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/10/05
Darkblade

WoW gold AND cheats
Deadly

Hmmm... DragonFable, WoW and.... "Kwyjibo Kardz"

I wonder what that is, but I don't really care to find out
Warpfire

Bunch of instant messenger services.

Odd.
Darkblade

Baby Hiccups, Msn Emoticons Smilies and Online RPG Video Games (battleon.com)
J. Muller

Windows Live Messenger

Microsoft UC Strategy

Baby Crawling
Warpfire

All messenger services, again...
Darkblade

Only one ad.

Death & Heavy Metalware
J. Muller

I get that one a lot in the KNAVES HQ thread...

Now I'm seeing:


Instant Messenger

The free d20 Database

BabyCrazy Toys
Darkblade

That might have to so with all Slipknot quoting I did out that way but here?

Online Fantasy RPG Games, Renaissance Kingdoms, LOTRO Cheats and Bots
Gnrlshrimp

What I'm seeing:

Windows live messenger, Instant messaging, Infant Potty Training.

What the heck is that third one doing there?
Moozy

Instant Voice Messaging, "Are you a Slacker Mom?", Free Product Samples
Geomancer

Explosions! Death! Destruction! Rabies!
Timberwolf

Anti Ectopia supplies and advice on toilet training for newborns.

Awwww
wxdruid

Msn chatting, Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 ed, and LSE SETS Trading (Trade Stocks at Saxobank. Real Time. Status and low Commissions)
Darkblade

Backpacks Sale, Mirador Instant Messenger, Secure, Instant Messaging
Moozy

All I've got is Berry Amendment. What does that have to do with anything?
Timberwolf

Children's model agency and baby pampering.

I think we need to enter Moozy / Blood for a bonny baby contest

j/k
Deadly

Hmmm....

"MSN Chatting", "Become a model", "Free Chat Service"
Wukei

"instant messaging: free" uh...duh...when isn't it?

"nylon baby messenger" ...what?!

"your baby can be a model"
Moozy

Oy, Timberwolf, I'm a pretty big baby. Razz

China RoHS Labeling...?
Warpfire

One ad...

Looking for Alternates?
Quickly find FFF die equivalents
with lead-free & RoHS information

...? Confused
J. Muller

Video Instant Messaging

Instant Voice Messaging

Messenger Video Chat
Darkblade

Soprano's Feedback Polls, Are You Stupid?, Animated AIM icons.

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