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John and Dawn's Wacky Adventures! (Formerly Vacation)

When we last left our heroes they were aboard the sinister science vessel Pilgrim's Endeavour. Inside they find the temperature dropping and a single solitary AI throughout the ship. With the Frozen waking up will they survive?!

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Noisily a large blue box appears out of thin air in front of John.
Obscurejones

John, still frozen in deadtime, and probably by this point a large amount of actual ice, does not respond.
Keledrath

Edsern exits the TARDIS and, not being a huge fan of freezing to death, activates Flame Form.
Obscurejones

Steve follows him out, bathed in a soft red glow from her Death Ray.
Keledrath

Well, she'll probably notice that Edsern is on fire.
So, do you see your parents anywhere?
Obscurejones

She points past the fire man to the John-sicle.
Keledrath

Edsern walks over to then John-sicle, and begins attempting to thaw him out.
Obscurejones

Provided he goes a little slow there shouldn't be a problem.  Now I just have to figure out what John was like when he froze...
Keledrath

Well, Edsern is pretty careful. He's dealt with ice before.
Obscurejones


As the ice melts John's body begins straining to take in air.  As he wakes he manages a weak smile.
Did some one get the number of that ice age?  I kid.
Keledrath

Third, I think. Possibly fourth. Here.
Edsern creates a small flame and holds it out to John. The flame will adjust to provide warmth without causing damage.
Obscurejones

John cups his hands around the flame gratefully.
Seen the missus?
Keledrath

Edsern shrugs
Ask her.
He gestures to Steve
I'm just, shall we say, a friend of the family. I think.
Obscurejones

Steve shakes her head and begins to look around for Dawn.
Who

Someone appears to have erected a tent behind them.
Obscurejones

Steve, showing the supernatural wisdom for which she is known, decides that the tent is out of place and goes to investigate.
Who

She's dead on the money! Dawn's sitting in the tent with a cat's cradle, also she seems to have groan a long grey beard.

"Finally!"
Obscurejones

... I love you mom, but if that's not gone in ten seconds I'm burning it off with a death ray.
Who

Dawn quickly yanks it off, snapping the flimsy elastic that was holding it in place.

"How'd you even get here?"
Obscurejones

That weirdo with the blue box dropped me off.  We brought a guy with a sword.  He's thawing out dad.
Bacon peeks into the tent guiltily.
Who

"Oh god...I'm going to have to say thank you aren't I? He's going to be so smug..."

And then she sees the guilty looking piggy.

"Bacon!"
Keledrath

(2 SWORDS! Razz)

Leaving John with the flame, Edsern goes to make sure whoever else got stuck here is okay. Namely by going to the tent.

Then, a telepathic message from his wife causes Edsern to blink away, leaving nothing but ashes that settle into the word "Es".
Obscurejones

Bacon nods hopefully.  He is Bacon and he is hoping she is not mad she got ditched so he could eat Twinkies with Steve.

Meanwhile John is breaking the last of the ice on his legs and limping towards the tent.
Who

She's not at all bothered, patting him on the head as she clambers out of the tent.

"You took your time."
Obscurejones

...Are you talking to me, Dad, or the pig?
Who

"Your father."

Who's leaning against his time ship, watching this all play out and looking ridiculously smug.
Obscurejones

Johne smiles coldly without looking.
Bacon, sic the smug one.
A small dire boar charges Who.
Who

How big is Bacon? I stopped keeping track.
Obscurejones

Roughly waist high.
Who

That's quite a big pig. In that case Who extends his cane towards the pig, the end dispensing skittles in an attempt to dissuade Bacon from his path of violence.
Obscurejones

Bacon's path is paused as he stops to consume skittles.
Who

"Best of luck you lot."

With the pig distracted he mock salutes and scurries off in to his time ship.
Obscurejones

Where the heck are you going?
Who

"To run about and save the world. You know, the usual stuff."
Obscurejones

Can I tag along?  They get really boring.
Who

"Sure. The more the merrier."

Dawn glares at Who. How dare he have a cane too!
Obscurejones

Steve makes a small happy noise and high tails it for the Box.  Bacon trots over to warm up the van.
Who

Who quickly follows, mindful to put the child locks on the controls when he gets inside.

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"Why does Bacon have keys to the van?"
Obscurejones

Do we really want to go down the rabbit hole of explaining our pet?
Who

"Yeah, probably best not to. He's not driving though."
Obscurejones

He probably can.
Who

Dawn is suddenly overcome with a look of horror and sprints towards the van.
Obscurejones

John strolls after her.

Bacon is rummaging around in the glove box for food.
Who

There's a bag of mints in the glove box if he fancies one. Dawn quickly gets in the drivers seat, protecting it from hijacking pigs.
Obscurejones

Bacon glances over.  Delivers a very tusky grin.

John sidles into the backseat.
Who

"Bacon, get in the back and stop grinning. It's freaking me out."
Obscurejones

Bacon nods and hops up colliding on John's stomach.
John lets out a grunt of pain.
Who

Dawn doesn't look too concerned. She's fairly sure John can take a pig to the gut.

"So where we heading? Home?"
Obscurejones

If you'd like.  Steve probably left the house an absolute mess.
Bacon nods.
Also, I was thinking we could get married.
Bacon makes it halfway through a nod before turning to stare at John.
Who

Dawn turns to face him, not sharing any of Bacon's befuddlement.

"Why?"
Obscurejones

He sits up a little, sliding Bacon onto the floor.
Well, I love you.  But it's getting kind of hard for me to explain you to other people quickly.  I'd love to be able to just tell them you're my wife.
He looks a little sheepish.
I'd love to be able to tell myself that you're my wife.
Who

"I'd love to."

She smiles and leans in to the back to kiss him.
Obscurejones

He happily returns the kiss.
Who

She holds the kiss for a short while before leaning back.

"Ready to go?"
Obscurejones

He nods and scratches Bacon behind the ears.
Who

And with a smile and the revving of engines they're gone.

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