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Shadow of the Sun

Insight into the minds of lunatics...

Well, I'm bored. And have school soon.

So, I'm posting the log of one of the conversations Vael and I have. Every single one of them is like this.

I'll spoiler it, 'coz it has some swearing.

Spoiler:


The God of All Things Dave says:
DEATH TO THE MUFFINS!
Vael says:
heh
The God of All Things Dave says:
*pokes muffins with a deathstick*
The God of All Things Dave says:
*aka, a pipebomb*
The God of All Things Dave says:
*huggles the song Big Love*
The God of All Things Dave says:
*HUGGLES IT!*
The God of All Things Dave says:
*And you, coz you're awesome*
Vael says:
yay!
The God of All Things Dave says:
*nods*
The God of All Things Dave says:
Hooray, I think I'm going to be Chaotic Neutral in town...
Vael says:
hehehe
Vael says:
gee, wonder why?
The God of All Things Dave says:
*prepares a speech on the benefits of being a fish for my inaugration* I have no idea...
The God of All Things Dave says:
Hehehehehehehe.
Vael says:
mmmm?
The God of All Things Dave says:
As things go, you are really my only competition (although Wu did get a nomination) and you're being nominated for TN.
Vael says:
yeah
Vael says:
Wu IS pretty CN, but you're the obvious example.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Wooooooooooo!
The God of All Things Dave says:
*happy dances using pieces of bacon as shoes*
The God of All Things Dave says:
Crackly bacon so's I can tapdance.
Vael says:
hehehehe
The God of All Things Dave says:
And maybe mix it up with the taratella.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Character with the most magical power...seeing as Gent knows everything, I think that'd be him. He's magically the most powerful being alive, let alone Bending.
Vael says:
Bending isn't magic though, but neither is Seid. I honestly don't know
The God of All Things Dave says:
Yes, I know.
The God of All Things Dave says:
But Gent is omniscient...so he'd know everything there is to know about magic and thus be the most powerful at it.
Vael says:
yeah, but that is just cheap
The God of All Things Dave says:
Meh.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Which is why I've decided to leave the Triad/Triumvirate out of the elections.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Except for silliest.
The God of All Things Dave says:
The Dancing Man gets that like a fish gets gutted, filleted and eaten.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Great.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Now I want to eat the Dancing Man.
Vael says:
yummy
Vael says:
He did get eaten once.
Vael says:
He watched while it happened, too
The God of All Things Dave says:
*nods*
Vael says:
Gatamu was a great character... wonder where Hoseki is
The God of All Things Dave says:
*shrugs*
Vael says:
"Can I eat you? You look tasty."
The God of All Things Dave says:
o.O
Vael says:
Verdandi was the first person to realize that the second half of that was a compliment.
The God of All Things Dave says:
*snicker*
The God of All Things Dave says:
*snicker* 'In Soviet Russia, muffin eats -you-~!' *muffin eats the Dancing Man*
Vael says:
hehehe
The God of All Things Dave says:
Tell me, why does he hate muffins so?
Vael says:
Because he hates muffins.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Can't argue with that.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Well, I can, but I'd just be having a seizure and screaming 'THAT'S NOT A REASON! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'
Vael says:
hehehe
Vael says:
oh sweet, it's 5.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Oh?
The God of All Things Dave says:
It's 7AM.
Vael says:
yeah, that means I can close my office door and say "go the fuck away, I'm not working"
The God of All Things Dave says:
Woooo!
The God of All Things Dave says:
I finished Watchmen last night.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Is sexy.
Vael says:
Is it?
The God of All Things Dave says:
Yah.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Do you mind spoilers?
The God of All Things Dave says:
Too bad if you don't.
The God of All Things Dave says:
The antagonist is the best antagonist ever.
The God of All Things Dave says:
EVAR.
The God of All Things Dave says:
I explained why TCO becamed a being of law.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Is happy.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy.
The God of All Things Dave says:
I want a giant hamsterball.
The God of All Things Dave says:

Vael says:
Oookay...
The God of All Things Dave says:
What?
The God of All Things Dave says:
It'd be fun!
Vael says:

The God of All Things Dave says:
I'd be able to run people over.
The God of All Things Dave says:
'Gangway!' *sploortch*
The God of All Things Dave says:
Then I'd laugh for about an hour.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Hearing Soph go on about stupid people is both amusing and somewhat surprising.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Such as his suggestion of screening for dumbass and euthanizing the fuckers at birth.
The God of All Things Dave says:
That was a good conversation.
The God of All Things Dave says:
He blamed his staying up late on my witty conversation.
The God of All Things Dave says:
I was kinda like o.O
Vael says:
lol
The God of All Things Dave says:
Spoon.
Vael says:
Moozy was like "O.o" when he realized that Aesa and Sunn enjoyed adding a bit of vampirism
The God of All Things Dave says:
*snicker*
The God of All Things Dave says:
Soph's was better.
The God of All Things Dave says:
'WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS THAT!?!?!?!?!?' has since become part of my day to day conversation..
Vael says:
hehehehehehe
The God of All Things Dave says:
So, we freaked Soph out, he made your brain leak...
The God of All Things Dave says:
Which was freaking beautiful, might I add.
The God of All Things Dave says:
That was really quite awesome.
The God of All Things Dave says:
"Soph's not supposed to be like that!"
The God of All Things Dave says:
I laughed for minutes.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Vote for me as CN and I might NOT add that Zardoz picture into my sig!
The God of All Things Dave says:
*goes to add that to sig*
The God of All Things Dave says:
Hahaha! FEAR IT!
Vael says:
nooooooooooooo!
The God of All Things Dave says:
*laughs maniacally.
The God of All Things Dave says:
*
Vael says:
*laughs back*
The God of All Things Dave says:
You bitch.
The God of All Things Dave says:
You utter bitch.
Vael says:
buwahahahaha!
Vael says:
POWER!
The God of All Things Dave says:
I would like you to remove that...
The God of All Things Dave says:
DO IT!
The God of All Things Dave says:
OR FEEL THE MIGHT OF ZOD!
Vael says:
I'd like you to remove the picture, but I settled for spoilering it
The God of All Things Dave says:
It isn't THAT bad.
Vael says:
yes it is
Vael says:
it's creepy.
The God of All Things Dave says:
That's the point.
Vael says:
Which is why I spoilered it.
The God of All Things Dave says:
*pouts*
The God of All Things Dave says:
MEANY!
Vael says:
*pokes*
The God of All Things Dave says:
*goes to post*
The God of All Things Dave says:
Aha!
The God of All Things Dave says:
But who can resist clicking a spoiler...
The God of All Things Dave says:
Especially when I've kinda warned them not too...
Vael says:
people who knows what it contains
The God of All Things Dave says:
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s316/cthulhusleeps/Zed.jpg
The God of All Things Dave says:
Mwahahahaha.
Vael says:

The God of All Things Dave says:
Damnable censorship...
The God of All Things Dave says:
Wait...I'm more chaotic than you!
The God of All Things Dave says:
HAH!
Vael says:
so?
The God of All Things Dave says:
Just HAH!
Vael says:
okay.
Vael says:
I'm more neutral than you. HAH!
The God of All Things Dave says:
That just means you're a fence sitting pansy.
Vael says:
chaotic means you're just a whimsical lunatic.
Vael says:
Neutral means I get to have fun both ways.
Vael says:
gotta love the OotS reference.
The God of All Things Dave says:
I like being a lunatic.
Vael says:
and I like being able to hop over both sides of the fence.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Also, being neutral gives you TWO enemies.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Not just one.
Vael says:
or two allies.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Only if the allies are pansies.
Vael says:
So you're a pansy? Because I'm pretty sure we're at least allies.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Meh. *shoots youin the face with a shotgun*
The God of All Things Dave says:
Problem solved.
Vael says:
*ninja dodge*
The God of All Things Dave says:
*Clint Eastwood shot*
The God of All Things Dave says:
Ninja can't dodge Clint Eastwood!
The God of All Things Dave says:
I'm not a pansy.
The God of All Things Dave says:
I'm just insane.
The God of All Things Dave says:
CATCH TWENNY-TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vael says:
lolzn00b *headshot*
The God of All Things Dave says:
haXX0R fag!
The God of All Things Dave says:
Dear god we have the wierdest conversations...
The God of All Things Dave says:
...mwahaha!...
Vael says:
bwuahahahahar?
The God of All Things Dave says:
Mwioeeqpiuwgvqvmnigvoiu!
Vael says:
Bwingot!
Vael says:
BEE!
The God of All Things Dave says:
Gastionskdel!
The God of All Things Dave says:
TOOGOO!
Vael says:
BEEEE!
The God of All Things Dave says:
TOOOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOOOO!
The God of All Things Dave says:
*saves conversation and gets ready to post it*
Vael says:
hehehehe
Vael says:
they'll know just how crazy we are...
The God of All Things Dave says:
Yup.
Vael says:
It'll be like seeing Cthulhu, but with more... butter...
Vael says:
O.o
The God of All Things Dave says:
I can't believe it's not Cthulhu! Cthulhu-butter blend!
Vael says:
Does Cthulhu taste like chicken?
The God of All Things Dave says:
No.
Vael says:
Awwww...
The God of All Things Dave says:
He tastes like frog.
Vael says:
But EVERYTHING tastes like chicken
Vael says:
frog tastes like chicken
Vael says:
if Cthulhu tastes like frog...
Vael says:
then...
The God of All Things Dave says:
He tastes like frog that doesn't taste like chicken.
Vael says:
my head hurts.
Vael says:
and now I'm hungry.
The God of All Things Dave says:
*throws you a buttered Dancing Man fillet*
The God of All Things Dave says:
Alrighty...do you mind if I actually do post this?
The God of All Things Dave says:
Huh?
The God of All Things Dave says:
Well, do ya, punk?
The God of All Things Dave says:
*shoots with a Magnum .44*
Vael says:
go for it.
The God of All Things Dave says:
Shweeeeeeet.
Vael says:
*catches bullet and shakes pepper out of it*
The God of All Things Dave says:
Mmmmmm...pepper.



And there goes your sanity score! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
Lykan

I recall having jibberish conversations with you too.

It's pretty damn funny.
Moozy

Oh god... you nutcases!

Ooh, I'm mentioned. Razz

Edit: Oh, and might I mention that this was being typed over (I'm assuming) MSN while Vael and SotS were having fun with Sunn, Aesa, their bed, and vampirism. *shudder*
Sophistemon

I generally don't swear that often, I was just really tired.
DeBunny

I actually found that...enlightening. Somewhat.
I'm far too gone over the ledge of sanity to actually be wounded by that, but it was rather amusing.
Exachix

How remarkable.
Uberblah

I'm only on to make this post right now. And this post is to say that I just read that conversation at 4:45 in the morning, after finishing Harry Potter 7. I laughed my ass off. No really, it's right here. Wanna see? *picks up ass off ground and holds out for everyone to see* I have a small ass though. *sighs* Anywho, night!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Castaras

Much as the conversation made me giggle, Uber's post made me laugh more.

So nyah, SotS and Vael! Razz

Oh, and this confirms my view that Vael is the irresponsible one of Enupnion. Very Happy
Timberwolf

God of all things Dave are ye ?

*smites the pretender*
Shadow of the Sun

Yes, I am!

*uses the power of my Pepsi to burn your sinuses to nothingness*
Timberwolf

*responds with the power of the Coke to melt your eyes, slowly and painfully before a kick in the essentials.*
Shadow of the Sun

*eye twitch*

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*enters SotS time, then beats 9 kinds of crap out of you.

This may take a while, because I only know of 5 types of crap*
Exachix

Well, it's a learning experiance then.
Timberwolf

After removing the seemingly small annoying dog that seems intent on humping his leg Wolfie, aka Dave realises it's actually SotS.

he digs his cricket bat out.

"Well, it looks like this is the only time this milenium an Aussie is going to get a whupping with one of these, may as well make it really count"

before delivering said millenium of revenge for Ashes and test match defeats before donning rugby boots to avenge the rugby too.
Shadow of the Sun

Oh, that's it, beeeetch.

HahahaEASASFSHAHAhahaHAhaHahAha!

*Jumps onto you and rips out cartiod and dances in the shower of blood*

YOU LIKE THAT?
Timberwolf

Shadow of the Sun wrote:
Oh, that's it, beeeetch.

HahahaEASASFSHAHAhahaHAhaHahAha!

*Jumps onto you and rips out cartiod and dances in the shower of blood*

YOU LIKE THAT?


Laughs at SotS ripping a tiod out of my car and dancing on the bonnet*

"Yes, but then you are very small", (The entish reason for not understanding the hobbits) before ripping out his carotid and jugular while I'm about it and watching the spray of blood work like the currently banned lawn sprinkler

WHAT MAKES THE GRASS GROW ?

BLOOD MAKES THE GRASS GROW DRILL SERGEANT

Yes, I like that very much.
Shadow of the Sun

Damnit, this is getting stupid.

*runs over you with my giant hamsterball repeatedly*

Hahahahahahahahaha.
Timberwolf

*Gives the hamster a large quantity of food so it savages you to death*

I know. On the other hand, you started it !
Shadow of the Sun

What?

I never did! You smited me first, fool!
Timberwolf

You started pretending first

*points finger like a 5 year old*

((And if I want any time here tonight, here I must leave things. However, I'll be back later so don't think you've won))
Shadow of the Sun

That is the title Vael bequeathed me with.

So, if you want to argue with him, go ahead. I'll watch.

I've always wanted to see someone's mind break.
Timberwolf

Purple Hurricane = Pretender ?

If you say so

*snigger*

(You're gonna lose, I spend my working day in term time with a horde of 5 to 7 year olds. There is no depth of immaturity / twisted argument I cannot and will not plumb)
Shadow of the Sun

Sorry, bucko, I've been David longer than you have.

60 years, in fact.
Timberwolf

Hmmmmmmm

Errrrrrrrrr,

No. Bearing in mind according to my friends I was born aged 70....

and I'm 24 now....

I've been Dave for 94 years.
Castaras

*points and laughs*
Shadow of the Sun

You were born 70.

You were not named before then.

I was. I've been named since my great-grandad was alive.
Timberwolf

I will concede that that is indeed a great thing.

However, I am named after my father who is 71.

Anyway, it's date on the birth certificate that counts. And I know you're (a lot) younger than me.

Razz
Shadow of the Sun

I'm not even sure if I actually have a birth certificate...
Timberwolf

YOU'RE NOT AN OFFICIAL DAVE !!!!!

BURN HIM !!!!!!

(Seriously, you've got to have, it's a legal requirement. If you've been to the doctor or anything while you've been alive, you'll have one on record somewhere)

You realise that we've both

a) proven the title of this thread

b) proven just how mature we both are.
Shadow of the Sun

Hey, I'm fifteen. I'm supposed to be immature.
Moozy

There's so much insanity and randomness going around that stuff like this doesn't surprise me as much anymore...
Timberwolf

hah.....

I'm professionally immature. Up until the paint starts getting thrown anyway. Then I'm not.
Shadow of the Sun

Oddly enough, I'm more mature than most of the people in my school.

I just don't have the little voice that says: 'You're a freaking moron!'

My friends volunteered to take it's place.
Moozy

All of us here are mature, we just have funny ways of expressing ourselves. Some people call it "smart." Wink
Castaras

Yeah, I'm probably the most mature in my classes...

It's weird...But yeah...I can go insanely hyper sometimes. Other than that, I don't think I am that insane, in the sense you lot are. Razz
Exachix

Poeple think I'm older than I am when I talk to them over the 'net.

But i've been told I look younger than I actually am.

Weird.
Castaras

Exachix wrote:
Poeple think I'm older than I am when I talk to them over the 'net.


I get that loads.

I've often been mistaken for being 18 or so, although one person thought I was in my early 20s...
Vael

Into the minds of Dave and Stephen, part two...
Spoiler:

[08:36] Vael: morning
[08:36] The God of All Things Dave: I'm cold.
[08:36] The God of All Things Dave: Stupid winter.
[08:36] Vael: I'm barely awake.
[08:37] The God of All Things Dave: *pokes with wakeystick*
[08:38] Vael: mmmrraaa
[08:39] The God of All Things Dave: *pokes with the wakeystick again*
[08:39] Vael: hehehe
[08:40] The God of All Things Dave: *goes and puts on something warm*
[08:41] The God of All Things Dave: *walks out dressed like a russian*
[08:41] The God of All Things Dave: In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you!
[08:41] Vael: you're going to burn.
[08:41] The God of All Things Dave: I am?
[08:41] The God of All Things Dave: Yaaaaay!
[08:41] The God of All Things Dave: Why?
[08:41] Vael: in russian clothing?
[08:41] Vael: I don't care if it is winter or not, you're in australia
[08:42] The God of All Things Dave: So?
[08:42] The God of All Things Dave: Reality is my bitch.
[08:43] The God of All Things Dave: I think I'm gonna be up for a while...
[08:44] The God of All Things Dave: So wake up anyone I'm involved with if you want.
[08:45] The God of All Things Dave: Ahem.
[08:45] The God of All Things Dave: Show me potato salad!
[08:45] Vael: nevah!
[08:45] The God of All Things Dave: Forevah!
[08:46] The God of All Things Dave: You play the Horn of Plenty. 'Coz I said so.
[08:46] The God of All Things Dave: The Horn of Plenty in F.
[08:47] The God of All Things Dave: Or perhaps B flat.
[08:48] The God of All Things Dave: The trombone is a funny instrument.
[08:49] Vael: hehehehe... you had the same suggestion of shifting light as I did
[08:49] The God of All Things Dave: Telepathic link, I say.
[08:49] Vael:
--[08:39] Vael: you know what a cooler idea than a permanent light and dark side is?
--[08:40] WolfofKrakow: what?
--[08:40] Vael: A light and dark side that move extremely slowly, so you always have to be on the move.
--[08:40] Vael: or the dark will catch you, and you'll freeze, and not be able to see, and probably die
[08:50] The God of All Things Dave: Telepathic link?
[08:50] The God of All Things Dave: Most definitiely.
[08:50] Vael: oh yeah
[08:50] The God of All Things Dave: Gah!
[08:50] The God of All Things Dave: Colour change!
[08:50] The God of All Things Dave: Kill it!
[08:51] Vael: huh?
[08:51] The God of All Things Dave: That was red.
[08:51] Vael: errrr...
[08:51] Vael: is it still red? Cause I see black.
[08:51] The God of All Things Dave: It was red, but 'tis now black.
[08:51] Vael: okay.
[08:55] The God of All Things Dave: Mmmmmm...icy death.
[08:55] The God of All Things Dave: And popsicles!
[08:55] The God of All Things Dave: POPSICLES!
[08:56] Vael: and people complaining about the PG-13 line
[08:57] The God of All Things Dave: Well, I've apparently got the stomach fortitude of a god so it doesn't bother me.
[08:57] Vael: personally, I think we should go less with "get rid of it" and more of "hide it from peopel who don't like it"
[09:02] The God of All Things Dave: Alright, I'm bored.
[09:02] The God of All Things Dave: *dances to the fountain of Pepsi*
[09:02] Vael: *does work*
[09:02] The God of All Things Dave: *pokes with swedish poking stick*
[09:03] The God of All Things Dave: Mention not that vile word!
[09:03] Vael: *does stuff?*
[09:03] The God of All Things Dave: Much better.
[09:05] The God of All Things Dave: Ow...sneezing=painful throat.
[09:05] The God of All Things Dave: FUCKING THROAT!
[09:05] The God of All Things Dave: Thinking it's the boss of me...
[09:05] Vael: ...
[09:05] Vael: >.>
[09:05] Vael: <.<
[09:05] Vael: REVOLUTION!
[09:05] Vael: DOWN WITH THROATS!
[09:05] Vael: AND SPINES!
[09:06] The God of All Things Dave: Yeah!
[09:06] The God of All Things Dave: VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
[09:06] The God of All Things Dave: I'll make the explosives.
[09:06] The God of All Things Dave: You use your sexy avataring skills for propaganda.
[09:07] The God of All Things Dave: Necro can be the thought police.
[09:07] Vael: Sounds scary
[09:08] The God of All Things Dave: Eh.
[09:08] The God of All Things Dave: With what amounts to thought among the masses he won't have much work.
[09:08] Vael: mostly because Necro is the thought police.
[09:08] Vael: But hey, better him than Nevr
[09:08] The God of All Things Dave: Hehehe.
[09:08] The God of All Things Dave: Or you, or me.
[09:09] Vael: "HEY YOU! STOP THINKING! NOW!"
[09:09] The God of All Things Dave: *snicker*
[09:10] The God of All Things Dave: AND RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!
[09:10] Vael: It's better for us all if you do
[09:10] The God of All Things Dave: Yarrrr.
[09:10] The God of All Things Dave: Saving the world, ripping out one spine at a time.
[09:10] Vael: oh yeah
[09:11] The God of All Things Dave: Make it a weekend for me or school will fuck me over.
[09:11] The God of All Things Dave: Again.
[09:11] Vael: >.>
[09:12] The God of All Things Dave: Bad Vael!@
[09:12] The God of All Things Dave: *squirts with water*
[09:12] The God of All Things Dave: *by which I mean, acid*
[09:12] Vael: eeeeee!
[09:12] Vael: *burns and throws cupcakes everywhere*
[09:13] The God of All Things Dave: *crackly bacon tapdances*
[09:13] Vael: *cupcakes with poison in them*
[09:13] The God of All Things Dave: *bacon with bacon in it*
[09:13] Vael: What's up with Moozy and pink text?
[09:14] Vael: why pink?
[09:14] The God of All Things Dave: *shrugs*
[09:14] Vael: I can understand purple...
[09:14] The God of All Things Dave: Yay!
[09:14] The God of All Things Dave: Purple!
[09:14] Vael: and now he is going green. Weird person.
[09:14] Vael: Ooooo...
[09:15] Vael: Exachix looks older and thinks older.
[09:15] Vael: He must have lost a year of his life! ALIENS! ALIIEENS!
[09:15] The God of All Things Dave: Maybe...
[09:15] The God of All Things Dave: Do they have spines?
[09:15] Vael: THEY STOLE HIS BRAIN!
[09:15] Vael: *looks at checklist*
[09:15] Vael: Errr... yes.
[09:16] The God of All Things Dave: BASTARDS!
[09:16] The God of All Things Dave: KILL THEM!
[09:16] The God of All Things Dave: SLOWLY AND BRUTALLY!
[09:16] Vael: >.>
[09:16] Vael: <.<
[09:16] Vael: I totally had nothing to do with stealing Exy's brain.
[09:16] Vael: Nope.
[09:16] The God of All Things Dave: Was it tasty?
[09:16] Vael: Not me. *checks brain vat downstairs*
[09:17] The God of All Things Dave: Oh yeah, sorry, I put my genetically engineered piranha in there.
[09:17] Vael: NOOOOOO!
[09:17] Vael: My brain golem!
[09:18] The God of All Things Dave: A mindflayer would just have ended up eating it.
[09:18] Vael: *whimper*
[09:18] Vael: Yeah, Lykan is a mindflayer.
[09:18] The God of All Things Dave: News to me.
[09:18] Vael: Why do you think he is so obsessed with them?
[09:18] Vael: It's not coincidence... it's a Mary Sue type thing.
[09:18] The God of All Things Dave: Some bizarre tentacle fetish?
[09:18] Vael: Yup.
[09:18] Vael: No.
[09:18] Vael: Not tentacles.
[09:19] Vael: He makes characters like himself.
[09:19] The God of All Things Dave: So do I.
[09:19] Vael: Because he is a mindflayer!
[09:19] The God of All Things Dave: Aha!
[09:19] Vael: HE WANTS TO EAT YOUR BRAINSSSSSzzzssssszszsszszs...
[09:19] The God of All Things Dave: Haha.
[09:19] The God of All Things Dave: He'll starve!
[09:20] Vael: Awwwww....
[09:20] Vael: ...can we keep him?
[09:20] The God of All Things Dave: Sure.
[09:20] Vael: YAY!
[09:21] The God of All Things Dave: I'll keep him and pet him and feed him an' an' an' *goes on for hours*
[09:21] Vael: "...and call him George."
[09:21] The God of All Things Dave: George?
[09:21] Vael: Fred? Bob? Warnelsnickerpants?
[09:22] The God of All Things Dave: Hmmmmm...Bobo.
[09:22] The God of All Things Dave: You know what I think frightens people most about me?
[09:22] The God of All Things Dave: Everytime I do something stupidly chaotic, as I am wont to do, I do it because it seemed like a good idea at the time.
[09:23] Vael: Whereas my brother lacks the capability of seeing the difference between a good and bad idea.
[09:23] The God of All Things Dave: Tattoo with a knife?
[09:23] Vael: yeah. That.
[09:23] The God of All Things Dave: That's actually something I might have done...
[09:24] Vael: Actually, I take that back. He lacks the wisdom to see when he shouldn't do something just to prove that he is manly.
[09:24] The God of All Things Dave: Ah.
[09:24] The God of All Things Dave: I don't do stuff to prove I'm manly.
[09:24] The God of All Things Dave: All in all, I'm pretty fucking feminine.
[09:25] Vael: I mean seriously, if I just insinuated that I thought he was a wuss for not doing something, he'd do it
[09:25] Vael: and yeah, I took a test...
[09:25] Vael: it said I was 81% feminine. >>
[09:25] The God of All Things Dave: Nothing wrong with that.
[09:26] Vael: Yeah, it was just a weeeeee bit higher than I thought it'd be
[09:26] The God of All Things Dave: Just a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bit.
[09:27] Vael: >.<
[09:27] Vael: Silly Moozy.
[09:27] The God of All Things Dave: Que?
[09:28] Vael: He thinks Aesa should be rebelling against the bisexuality I 'forced' on her.
[09:28] The God of All Things Dave: I think he should drink paint, because the only direction for him to go is up.
[09:28] Vael: seriously, Aesa does whatever the fuck she wants to do.
[09:28] Vael: Namely Sunn, at the moment.
[09:28] The God of All Things Dave: Yup.
[09:29] The God of All Things Dave: *makes Moozy drink paint*
[09:29] Vael: pink paint?
[09:29] The God of All Things Dave: Any paint.
[09:29] Vael: NO! PINK!
[09:29] Vael: DRINK PINK!
[09:30] The God of All Things Dave: *backs away to where the axehandle is* Everything will be alright...
[09:30] Vael: >.>
[09:30] The God of All Things Dave: MWAHA! *breaks your spine with axehandle*
[09:30] Vael: No axe handle. We'll be goo- AGGGH!
[09:30] The God of All Things Dave: *snickers*
[09:31] The God of All Things Dave: This is by far a more typical example of our conversations.
[09:31] The God of All Things Dave: That one I posted was a little airy fairy.
[09:31] Vael: *whimpers and sits in the corner*
[09:31] The God of All Things Dave: It's not like you can do anything else!
[09:31] The God of All Things Dave: HAH!
[09:32] Vael: but my spine was being nice...
[09:32] Vael: it said it would give me treats...
[09:32] The God of All Things Dave: IT WAS BRAINWASHING YOU!
[09:32] Vael: I don't have a brain.
[09:33] Vael: My body is directly connected to a minor chaos demi plane which makes me do things at random.
[09:33] The God of All Things Dave: What about a cervix?
[09:33] Vael: errrr...
[09:33] Vael: I don't think I'll touch that
[09:33] The God of All Things Dave: *snicker*
[09:34] Vael: >>
[09:34] Vael: That sounded WRONG
[09:34] The God of All Things Dave: Yup.
[09:34] The God of All Things Dave: I just sprayed my monitor with spit...
[09:34] Vael: poor thing
[09:35] The God of All Things Dave: Yes.
[09:35] Vael: It doesn't deserve that kind of treatment!
[09:35] Vael: MONITOR EQUALITY!
[09:35] The God of All Things Dave: *shrugs*
[09:36] The God of All Things Dave: How old is Moozy?
[09:36] Vael: *shrugs and makes scooby noise*
[09:36] The God of All Things Dave: Fucking greyhounds...
[09:37] Vael: Scooby is the worst dog ever, but you have to love the funny noises he makes
[09:37] The God of All Things Dave: Eventually, you and I are going to be going 'FUCK EVERYTHING! YEAH!'
[09:38] Vael: REVOLUTION!
[09:38] The God of All Things Dave: VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
[09:38] Vael: Actually, I don
[09:39] Vael: 't want to rebel against computers
[09:39] Vael: though I do want to rebel against this keyboard! GAH!
[09:39] The God of All Things Dave: The computer is our friend!
[09:39] Vael: STUPID STICKY KEYS OF DEATH!
[09:41] The God of All Things Dave: I don
[09:42] The God of All Things Dave: GAH!
[09:43] Vael: DIE KEYBOARDS!
[09:43] The God of All Things Dave: *knifes keyboard to death*
[09:44] The God of All Things Dave: Ahem...
[09:45] The God of All Things Dave: ...TOOOOOOOOGOOOOOOOO!
[09:45] Vael: Blarg?
[09:45] The God of All Things Dave: Toogoo.
[09:46] The God of All Things Dave: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
[09:46] The God of All Things Dave: So freaking true.
[09:48] The God of All Things Dave: 0.o
[09:48] The God of All Things Dave: Someone other than Iames at Toss and Roll?
[09:48] The God of All Things Dave: WTF?
[09:49] The God of All Things Dave: Surprise surprise, it's Moozy.
[09:49] Vael: hehehehe
[09:50] The God of All Things Dave: Hooray, it's a rosebush?
[09:50] The God of All Things Dave: Hehehehe...Rell can't get a root!
[09:51] Vael: he can't what?
[09:51] The God of All Things Dave: Get a root, get laid.
[09:52] The God of All Things Dave: Hmmmmmm...
[09:53] The God of All Things Dave: We should have a relationship deadpool.
[09:53] The God of All Things Dave: Who'll get in a relationship first, thing.
[09:53] The God of All Things Dave: I'd say the odds between Gent and Gentbot are actually failry close...with Gentbot coming out on top.
[09:54] Vael: Razz
[09:55] The God of All Things Dave: Maph'tey has kind of ruined Tabitha's chances of a relationship.
[09:55] The God of All Things Dave: Going on a date with someone who has her brother whispering tips in her mind would be...odd.
[09:56] Vael: yeah
[09:56] Vael: kinda creepy too
[09:57] Vael: well, mostly creepy.
[09:57] The God of All Things Dave: I can hear her now..."SHUT UP! NOW IS NOT TIME FOR ADVICE ON ROCK CARVING!"
[09:57] Vael: >.<
[09:58] Vael: What's worse is that they are technically the same person...
[09:58] The God of All Things Dave: Yeah.
[09:59] Vael: You never know quite who you are with... O.o
[09:59] Vael: Are you with Tabitha?
[09:59] Vael: Or a massive incorporeal space dragon who wants to eat your existance in time?
[09:59] The God of All Things Dave: Fun!
[09:59] The God of All Things Dave: Relationship Russian Roullette!
[10:00] Vael: Except with DRAGONS!
[10:00] The God of All Things Dave: Everything is better with dragons!
[10:00] Vael: ...why does everything get to fuck with dragons?
[10:00] The God of All Things Dave: *shrugs*
[10:00] Vael: Seriously, with the right spell you could have a half dragon ROCK
[10:00] The God of All Things Dave: Hahahahaha.
[10:01] Vael: could lead to some interesting conversations
[10:01] The God of All Things Dave: Gah...the thought of a half gavakhole hurts my brain.
[10:01] Vael: "Hey, you're hard. I mean.... >.<"
[10:01] The God of All Things Dave: Hehehe.
[10:01] Vael: "I'm not thinking about that! "I'm not thinking about that! Er... I wasn't... at least..."
[10:02] Vael: >.>
[10:02] Vael: <.<
[10:02] Vael: "LOOK! A THREE HEADED MONKEY!"
[10:02] Vael: *runs*
[10:02] The God of All Things Dave: Hehehehe.
[10:03] The God of All Things Dave: A dragon with lichloved!
[10:03] The God of All Things Dave: OH GODS MY BRAIN!
[10:03] Vael: Half-dracolich Noodle.
[10:03] Vael: "How much do YOU love noodles- OH MY GOD!"
[10:04] The God of All Things Dave: I love Cyanide and Happiness.
[10:04] Vael: It is pretty funny
[10:04] The God of All Things Dave: Yeah.
[10:04] The God of All Things Dave: If horribly politically incorrect.
[10:04] Vael: Being politically correct means sounding like a stuck up dumbass.
[10:04] Vael: And probably being one in the end
[10:04] The God of All Things Dave: True.
[10:05] The God of All Things Dave: Gwen thinks I shouldn't get CN in Town, instead I should get Insane in Town.
[10:05] Vael: being politically incorrect is normally being a funny, horrible person. And yeah, that is honestly more appropriate.
[10:06] The God of All Things Dave: Bah.
[10:06] The God of All Things Dave: Again I say it: bah.
[10:06] Vael: YOU CRAZZZY *Rolls eyes around*
[10:06] Vael: *on the floor*
[10:06] The God of All Things Dave: Look who's talking.
[10:06] Vael: *uses them for marbles*
[10:06] Vael: I can't look. My eyes are on the floor.
[10:07] The God of All Things Dave: *stomps your eyes*
[10:07] Vael: nnoooooo!
[10:07] The God of All Things Dave: Peaches and cream!
[10:07] Vael: ...wait... I can solve this... I know how to make this look like I did it on purpose.
[10:07] Vael: >.>
[10:07] Vael: <.<
[10:07] The God of All Things Dave: Hehehehehehe.
[10:07] Vael: "FUCK EYES!"
[10:07] Vael: REVOLUTION!
[10:07] The God of All Things Dave: Hahahahaha...
[10:07] Vael: wait
[10:07] Vael: wait
[10:07] Vael: .......wait
[10:08] Vael: I can't do the ">.>"
[10:08] The God of All Things Dave: I know!
[10:08] Vael: All I get is "x.x" now
[10:08] The God of All Things Dave: Or O.O
[10:08] Vael: meh
[10:08] Vael: feh
[10:08] Vael: bleh
[10:08] The God of All Things Dave: Dear god, we're nuttier than fruitcakes.
[10:09] Vael: Yeah, but I'm sure we taste better. With a little seasoning, of course.
[10:09] The God of All Things Dave: ...
[10:09] Vael: That has to be a plus, right?
[10:09] The God of All Things Dave: Eh.
[10:10] Vael: [oldman] eh? Eh? EHHH? [/oldman]
[10:10] The God of All Things Dave: Whaddya think of my sig?
[10:10] Vael: [oldman] GET OFF MY LAWN! [/oldman]
[10:10] The God of All Things Dave: SCREW YOU! *stabs with screwdriver*
[10:10] Vael: noooooooo! my being alive two seconds ago....
[10:11] The God of All Things Dave: Hehehehe.
[10:11] The God of All Things Dave: Wait, wait, you can turn this around...
[10:11] The God of All Things Dave: FUCK LIFE!
[10:11] The God of All Things Dave: REVOLUTION!
[10:11] Vael: ... *is dead*
[10:11] Vael: PS- The tequila here is great.
[10:12] The God of All Things Dave: Bleh.
[10:12] The God of All Things Dave: Tequila tastes like turpentine.
[10:12] The God of All Things Dave: Whisky is where it's at.
[10:12] Vael: ...something smells like smoke
[10:12] Vael: *sniffs air*
[10:13] Vael: I hate that smell.
[10:13] The God of All Things Dave: Stuff burning smoke or cigarette smoke?
[10:13] Vael: ...this is a job for... THE CIGAR AVENGER!
[10:13] The God of All Things Dave: Hehehehehe.
[10:13] Vael: *pulls out superpowered hose*
[10:13] The God of All Things Dave: *gives you a gimp suit*
[10:13] Vael: ...yay?
[10:14] The God of All Things Dave: It's to hide your identity...yes, that'll work...
[10:14] Vael: >.>
[10:14] Vael: wait
[10:14] Vael: x.x
[10:14] The God of All Things Dave: Hehehe.
[10:14] The God of All Things Dave: Hmmm...*kills some random noob and gives you his eyes*
[10:15] Vael: Ewwww... they're... infected with noob...
[10:15] Vael: ... I SEE PEOPLE TO FLAME EVERYWHERE
[10:15] Vael: *takes out eyeballs*
[10:15] Vael: ah...
[10:16] The God of All Things Dave: I could have given you Nightwing's eyes...
[10:16] Vael: O.o
[10:16] Vael: ...we'll leave my thoughts at "O.o"
[10:16] The God of All Things Dave: Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah.
[10:17] The God of All Things Dave: Hows about you just steal the eyes from one of your alts?
[10:17] Vael: Look man, you're all me
[10:17] Vael: therefore you are ALL missing eyes
[10:18] The God of All Things Dave: Then how can I see?
[10:18] The God of All Things Dave: Huh?
[10:18] The God of All Things Dave: HUH?
[10:18] Vael: Because I'm JUST THAT GOOD
[10:18] The God of All Things Dave: I don't have an atitude, I'm JUST THAT GOOD!
[10:19] Vael: I was born without an attitude.
[10:19] The God of All Things Dave: I was born without a personality.
[10:19] Vael: They had to make one for me out of a mylar balloon.
[10:20] Vael: Rat Race?
[10:20] The God of All Things Dave: Why not?
[10:20] Vael: *Shrug*
[10:24] Vael: Galileo Galileo!
[10:24] The God of All Things Dave: Que?
[10:24] Vael: *sigh*
[10:24] Vael: *edits Dave's IM*
[10:24] Vael: Queen?
[10:25] The God of All Things Dave: I have no idea what you're talking about.
[10:25] Vael: O.O
[10:25] The God of All Things Dave: I don't like Queen.
[10:26] Vael: Bohemian Rhapsody!
[10:26] Vael: YOU MUST KNOW BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY!
[10:26] The God of All Things Dave: Under duress.
[10:26] Vael: *cries*
[10:26] The God of All Things Dave: *comforts*
[10:27] Vael: Your ignorance kills kittens.
[10:27] The God of All Things Dave: IT DOES NOT!
[10:27] Vael: DOES TOO! LOOK AT FLUFFLES!
[10:27] Vael: *points to random dead kitten*
[10:27] The God of All Things Dave: Someone masturbated!
[10:27] Vael: O.o
[10:28] Vael: o.O
[10:28] Vael: Maybe.
[10:28] The God of All Things Dave: See?
[10:28] Vael: Wait
[10:28] The God of All Things Dave: Not my fault at all.
[10:28] Vael: x.x
[10:28] Vael: x.x
[10:28] The God of All Things Dave: *snicker*
[10:28] Vael: *goes to Wal-mart for some eyes*
[10:28] The God of All Things Dave: *clones you a pair*
[10:28] The God of All Things Dave: *clones you a pair*
[10:29] Vael: Crap. They're all plastic...
[10:29] The God of All Things Dave: Take my clone pair!
[10:29] Vael: *takes cloned eyes*\
[10:29] The God of All Things Dave: There!
[10:30] The God of All Things Dave: That should work.
[10:30] The God of All Things Dave: DIE KEYBOARD!
[10:30] Vael: *sniffs eyes*
[10:30] The God of All Things Dave: Bat guano?
[10:31] The God of All Things Dave: O.o
[10:31] The God of All Things Dave: o.O
[10:31] The God of All Things Dave: ~.*
[10:31] The God of All Things Dave: That is me drinking bleach^
[10:32] Vael: yay
[10:32] Vael: You know
[10:32] The God of All Things Dave: No.
[10:33] Vael: I've theorized that the silly dragon ball z people drink bleach
[10:33] The God of All Things Dave: Ah, yes.
[10:33] Vael: and that when they do that funky form of theirs, it forces the bleach to their head and turns their hair a different color
[10:33] The God of All Things Dave: Yeah.
[10:33] Vael: and then messes them up so they think they have superpowers
[10:34] The God of All Things Dave: Yarrrrrr!
[10:34] The God of All Things Dave: They don't turn strong, the aura of stupid just incapacitates everyone around them.
[10:35] The God of All Things Dave: I want Lakshmi to meet Kara.
[10:36] The God of All Things Dave: 'Twould be funneh.
[10:36] Vael: *nod*
[10:36] Vael: though obsidian needs to stay online longer.
[10:36] The God of All Things Dave: She can't, though.
[10:36] The God of All Things Dave: Stupid travelling.
[10:36] The God of All Things Dave: *harumphs*
[10:37] Vael: Sure she can! DITCH TRAVELLING! I BRAKE FOR TOWN!
10:37] Vael: RRRAAAARRRRGGHHH!
[10:37] Vael: *turns hulk*
[10:37] The God of All Things Dave: Yeah, that'd go well when she's stuck in Buttfuck Europe instead of her home.
[10:38] The God of All Things Dave: The Hulk is kinda annoying.
[10:38] Vael: yeah
[10:38] The God of All Things Dave: *drops him in Town*
[10:39] The God of All Things Dave: Black Bolt is cooler.
[10:39] The God of All Things Dave: He blew up a planent by screaming.
[10:39] Vael: yay?
[10:39] The God of All Things Dave: Yeah.
[10:39] The God of All Things Dave: Fucking planets, thinking they're so good.
[10:39] The God of All Things Dave: FUCK PLANETS!
[10:39] The God of All Things Dave: REVOLUTION!
[10:40] The God of All Things Dave: Viva la Ireland!

Moozy

I'm scared by the number of times I'm mentioned in that. No, really.
Castaras

Vael wrote:

[09:25] Vael: and yeah, I took a test...
[09:25] Vael: it said I was 81% feminine. >>
[09:25] The God of All Things Dave: Nothing wrong with that.
[09:26] Vael: Yeah, it was just a weeeeee bit higher than I thought it'd be


Meh, don't worry about it.

I was 70% masculine when I took a test, and came out with a nearly completely male brain in another. Razz
Vael

Yeah, it was more of me being defined as quite that feminine that took me back. I mean, I had already guessed that I was going to be on the feminine side, but 81% was a bit high.
I don't mind, it is just that I never quite thought just how feminine I am.
The Herald

*is curious* Linky to the test?
Exachix

On a brain test (Left<->Right and Visual<->Auditory) I came out as dead center once.
Vael

Lord Iames Osari wrote:
*is curious* Linky to the test?

I can't remember. Lykan might.
Exachix

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/index_surveys.shtml

Alot of tests on the BBC site.

Or where we spent alot of our time in school >.<.
Castaras

I can't remember the one that I took when talking with a group of playgrounders on MSN...And can't find the log files either...

But the "What gender is your brain" test I took was This one. Was pretty boring. And a little annoying.
NecroPaladin

*spies*

Thought police away!
Uberblah

Umm... this is weird.... I saw the title to this thread just now and thought, "Dear God, what is SotS up to now?" So I clicked and read the conversation, laughing a lot the entire time. Then I scrolled down, reading the replies when I saw I had made one. I do not remember making it. At all. It says it was 4:45 am when I posted, but I remember falling asleep just after finishing Harry Potter 7 at 4:21 am. I am confused and freaked out a little.
Vael

Um... sleep... posting?
Or maybe you have MPD, and one of the personalities only comes out at night!
Dun dun dun...
Shadow of the Sun

Uber wrote:
"Dear God, what is SotS up to now?"


Is it bad that I consider that the best compliment you could have given me?
Uberblah

Vael wrote:
Um... sleep... posting?
Or maybe you have MPD, and one of the personalities only comes out at night!
Dun dun dun...

*thinks* Actually, this isn't the first time this has happened. Happened in Olde Towne once, but it wasn't as grammatically correct or as well spelled.

[quote=Shadow of the Sun]Is it bad that I consider that the best compliment you could have given me?[/quote]
Umm... no?
Shadow of the Sun

Oh. Well, good then.

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