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Funnies in your life

Funny quotes, happenings, or even just something you saw that was amusing anytime in your life?

Well, you can put 'em up here.
DeBunny

Ooh, I've got two amusing quotes.
This one was on a shirt:
"I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally."
And this one was on some candy:
"A penny saved isn't very much."
Osnagard

But if it was on candy, and the candy was penny candy, then a penny saved is worth ten more seconds of yummy!

(^_^) just had to say it.
blackout

Well, two posts. Not a whole lot...OK, I guess I'll throw something in.

Friend of mine: *in really squeaky voice*Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear! Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair! Fuzzy Wuzzy went insane! Fuzzy Wuzzy killed a crane! Fuzzy Wuzzy slept with your mom! Fuzzy Wuzzy set a bomb-

Teacher: *behind him*Mr. Deederman, why are you speaking like this?

Deederman: *still in squeaky voice*Fuzzy Wuzzy not very happy!

Teacher: *backs away slowly*

I'm not even kidding. XD
Artemis

DeBunny wrote:
Ooh, I've got two amusing quotes.
This one was on a shirt:
"I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally."
And this one was on some candy:
"A penny saved isn't very much."


My mom says the first one sometimes when I tell her she's being judgemental.
Wukei

Okay, story I just told my bf:

I don't remember seeing Rocky Horror the first time, but I remember stories...mom had recorded it over a bought VHS version of Edward Scissorhands, thinking she was recording it over the recorded version of ES...so she told us not to watch the old one, only the new one...she walked in on us watching the 'new Edward Scissorhands' when Jenn and I turned to one another and she said "why's that girl dressed like that" and I said "I don't think that's a girl."

Mom yelled at us like crazy, but she's the one that told us to watch the "new" Edward Scissorhands...
Vael

*giggles*
I remember when I first watched Rocky Horror... wow. It's kind of funny to realize how little I understood of what was going on.
It makes so much more sense that my friend said "YOU'VE watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show?" in a shocked tone when he learned of it.
blackout

Saw the ultimate movie. Office Space.
ValdisRequiem

blackout wrote:
Saw the ultimate movie. Office Space.

Never really got the hype on that movie. It just wasn't funny to me.
Wukei

You're not the only one.  I watched it for 30 minutes and gave up...
Lykan

My best funny conversations seem to involve Vael, my Dad, or Blackfox.

A Sample conversation with Me and Blackfox:

I want to go to Ohio Wesleyan. It's not my reach school, and I still don't have the grades for it. :smallsigh:


Good luck? :smallconfused:

*shrug* I guess. I don't want to end up working at a Dennys. :smalltongue:

*flips burger* *eats burger*

You are oh-so-sympathetic. =P

I don't know how to be sympathetic. It's kind of a problem. :smallmad:

You'd do well in the business world. :smalltongue:


BlackFox is Not Amused. Would you like to retry your Diplomacy check?
 
Uh... Me love you long time?

She has yet to kick my ass, though I presume she will. >.>

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