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Keledrath

Favorite Movie lines

Quote them!

Inigo Montoya:
"Hello.  My name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die."
Later in the movie:
"I want my father back, you son of a bitch. *Schklurt*"
Wukei

Wow...the most overly loved line in the world.

*thinks*

does it have to be a movie? one of my favourite lines?

Ave Q:

"George Bush! Is only for now."

(I like W.  But it's just funny.)
Kyrian

On of my favorite's from Enchanted:

"Don't kill them, they're my friends!"
"Ok!"
Fenric

My two favorites are both from Spaceballs

Dark Helmet taunting the king of Druidia

"No, it's not what you think:  It's much, much worse"

And taunting Lone Star near the end

"And now you see:  Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
Keledrath

Here's one from Spaceballs:
*Dark Helmet kills crew member*
"Uh...He did it!"
"WHAT!"
*Fight resumes*
Wukei

"Two's company, which makes you nothing but a C-R-O-W-D."
Destro Yersul

I've always been a fan of "Even in the FUTURE nothing works!" It's so very, very true.

Also, while not from a movie, it's still a good line:
Nick: "People are pigs."
Grissom: "Don't insult the pigs, Nick. They're actually very clean."
Wukei

That's one of my favourite lines from CSI, too ^.^

another good line?

"...a shave?"
"The closest I've ever given."
Kyrian

My favorites from commercials for Bones:

David Boreanaz(because I don't know his char. name): What are you doing?
Bones: Blackmailing you.
DB: I don't like it.
Bones: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.

and another:

DB: If you don't, I'll drag you down there in handcuffs.
Bones: He'll do it, he doesn't like you.
*DB is nodding in agreement*
Wukei

Not a movie, but...this ruined the way I hear Hugh Jackman's name.

From Will & Grace:

Jack: "Hugh Jackman and his Huge Ackman."
nightwing

Wukei wrote:
Not a movie, but...this ruined the way I hear Hugh Jackman's name.

From Will & Grace:

Jack: "Hugh Jackman and his Huge Ackman."


If we're going to quote ever line jack says we'll be here all day.
Lykan

Since everyone already took most of the good lines from space balls, here's another Mel Brooks movie for you.

Moses: "The lord Jehovah has given on to you these fifteen... (drops stone tablet) Oy. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"
Wukei

As  Rabi Tuckman: "I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then...I  nip the tip!"

Merry Men: *groan*
McBish

[singing] Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it. -Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter in The rocky Horror Picture show.

"[singing]" Everybody shoved him, I very nearly loved him I said, hey listen to me stay sane inside insanity, but he locked the door and threw away the key. - Columbia in The Rocky Horror Picture show

Yeah I just went and saw it last night.  Always a good time.
Kyrian

Lykan wrote:
Since everyone already took most of the good lines from space balls, here's another Mel Brooks movie for you.

Moses: "The lord Jehovah has given on to you these fifteen... (drops stone tablet) Oy. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"


QFT.

Another from the same movie:

"Goodbye head!" *readies sword*
"Hello balls!" *kicks in the crotch.
Lykan

Kyrian wrote:


QFT.

Another from the same movie:

"Goodbye head!" *readies sword*
"Hello balls!" *kicks in the crotch.


There's also the quote with Miracle... I forget how it goes, though. =/

And then, from a different movie/musical:

Pseudolus: We'll need a body. Anybody's body.
Hysterium: Can you get one from Gusto the Body Snatcher?
Pseudolus: He owes me a favor! But he died yesterday.
Hysterium: Uh - what about HIS body?
Pseudolus: Somebody snatched it. Uh, let's see... who do we know that's dead?
Keledrath

Wukei wrote:
As Rabi Tuckman: "I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then...I nip the tip!"

Merry Men: *groan*


Robin:  "Because I, unlike previous Robin Hoods, have a British accent!"
wxdruid

Ba weep gra na weep ninny bon

and

I'll rip out your optics with my bare hands.  (at least I think that's how it goes)

both from the original Transformers Movie

and of course the scene where Galvatron blasts Starscream into slag and then crushes the crown beneath his feet.

And from Star Trek - Q-Pid, Worf, "I protest, I am NOT a Merry Man."
Wukei

McBish wrote:
[singing] Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh.


You know those are the first lines of the satanic bible, yes?

I'm not saying that any musical is bad...it's just a bit strange that you'd pick the exact lines that are actually biblical in text...
Shadow of the Sun

Um. Just a comment, but the Satanic Bible specifically states that they do NOT worship Satan, or such. They're not actually Biblical in any real fashion; Anton LeVay basically just took the name to annoy people.

I know a few Satanists. They're actually pretty nice guys.
Wukei

Satan actually means "self"...so, technically, they do worship satan.  That's the whole point.  Don't try to argue religion with someone wanting to be a theologian.

As for favourite movie lines:

Arthur, Camelot: Merlin told me once, "Never be too disturbed if you don't understand what a woman is thinking. They don't do it very often".
Destro Yersul

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place."  Very Happy

Seriously though, have another one from CSI: "Looks like these guys went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out."
Wukei

Not a movie, but from Spongebob Squarepants:

Patrick:  Oh no! I caught the ugly!
Kyrian

Several from different TV shows:

"The boy's doing steroids."
"You better go after him."
"Ok...Give me like six of these, because I want to be able to catch him."
-Vik, Angie, and George Lopez


"If I slap you, it's to help you not to hurt you."
"When Jason said 'I love you forever', he meant forever."
"When he said that, was your shirt on or off?"
-Angie, Carmen, Max Lopez

"Wanna know why God made you so pretty? To cover up all the crazy!"
-George Lopez

"Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds?!"
"I know I am, dad."
-Philip and Carlton Banks

"So...ran errands all day?"
"Little rat bastard sold me out, didn't he?"
"Almost immediately."
-Allen and Charlie Harper

"We sorry. See...see James Avery. He's a heathen. He's a blasphemer."
-Will Smith (during bloopers in the credits)
nightwing

Destro Yersul wrote:
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place." Very Happy

Seriously though, have another one from CSI: "Looks like these guys went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out."


that's not actuality from CSI, a comedian came up with that one but I forget his name.
Keledrath

No, it's from CSI.  It's one of about three eisodes I've seen.
nightwing

They might have said it in the series, but they didn't come up with it.
Xaspian

It could be both, but I can say I also seem to remember it from CSI.

Hmm... Movie lines... I dunno. Let's see...

Gandalf's chat with Pippin about the undying lands, and death, and all that is pretty good. I can't remember it perfectly, though. (In RotK, when they're in the middle pof fighting in Minas Tirith. Y'know, that bit.)

Yoda: "Do not try. Do. Or do not. There is no try."

Galvatron: "Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!"

Buzz Lightyear: "This isn't flying, it's falling...with style!"
Wukei

Dr. Karen Jenson: Oh, great. Now you're robbing him. You gonna rob me, too?
Blade: How do you think we fund this organization? We're not exactly the March of Dimes.


Dr. Karen Jenson: You have a lot of love for him, don't you?
Blade: We have a good arrangement. He makes the weapons. I use them.


Pearl: [in vampire tongue] La Magra is coming! The souls of the twelve will awaken La Magra!
[in English]
Pearl: And there's nothing you can do about it, Daywalker!
Blade: Is that so?
Pearl: Well, that's what Frost says.


Frost: I heard you've been looking for me. I'm flattered.
Blade: It'll pass


(Did you notice that my favourite lines are all the clean ones?)
Artemis

The hockey game quote is older than CSI, I remember my mom saying something similar long before the show came out.

And from last night's Bones:

Booth (to plastic surgeon): I wouldn't touch her. She'll break your arm. She finds what you do...
Bones: Barbaric.
Wukei

Ron Stoppable after meeting Martin Smarty:

Boo yeah! I mean...uh...Boo Yeah! Sir.
Kyrian

Kyrian wrote:
DB: I'll drag you down to FBI headquarters in handcuffs.
Bones: He'll do it, he doesn't like you.
*DB is nodding in agreement*


Fixed, after hearing the commercial again. ^-^


Also, one of my favorites from Iron Man previews:

Tony Stark: How many tons can this roof hold?
*roof crashes in and Iron Man falls down to crush a convertible*
Wukei

"What's 'taters' precious? What's 'taters'?"
"Po-ta-toes.  Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew."

"Even you couldn't say no to that."
"Oh yes we could! ...give us fish.  Raw and wrigggglllinngg.  You keep nasty chips!"
Uberblah

Yay Schmegal and Sam!
Wukei

My sister doesn't really like movies based on books.  Of course, she's not that fond of books...but her favourite lines in that movie?

"The rock and pool
Is nice and cool
So juicy sweet!
How I love to sit
And catch a fish
So juice sweet!"

(I may have gotten that wrong a bit...going from memory.)
DivineAmour

Some good quotes from a pair of really good British comedies starring The Beatles.

From A Hard Day's Night

Man on train: Don't take that tone with me young man. I fought the war for your sort.
Ringo: I bet you're sorry you won.

Reporter: Are you a mod, or a rocker?
Ringo: I'm a mocker.

Reporter: What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
George: Arthur.

John: He's sex obsessed! The older generation's leading our nation in a state of galloping ruin!

From Help!

George: Hey, it's a thingie! A fiendish thingie!

[Ringo is trapped in a cellar with a tiger]
Superintendent: Oh look! It's Raj, The famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from London Zoo this morning.
John: Good Lord! So it famous is!
Superintendent: Oh, don't worry, he's absolutely harmless. All you have to do is sing Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from the famous ninth Symphony in D minor.
John: Of course! Why didn't you think of that you twit!
Lykan

"Certainty of death, small chance of success... What are we waiting for?"

... I'm watching Return of the King for the second time... I still like that line.
Wukei

I was thinking of posting that line, too... ^.^
Keledrath

"One part brave, three parts fool."
Brom, from Eragon.  That is one of my favorite lines.
Wukei

I believe it was Pippin who said: "It comes in pints?!"
Keledrath

Or Merry.  One of the short non-central peoples.

"Spartans, prepare for glory."
"Madness?  THIS.  IS.  SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Both from Leonidas of 300
Darkblade

Bookboy wrote:
Or Merry. One of the short non-central peoples.

"Spartans, prepare for glory."
"Madness? THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Both from Leonidas of 300


You know in the original Graphic novel There wasn't even an exclamation mark at the end of Sparta.
Keledrath

*gasp*
I can't believe it.
Lykan

Darkblade wrote:


You know in the original Graphic novel There wasn't even an exclamation mark at the end of Sparta.


I think it wouldd be cooler that way.
Darkblade

Other then that it looked basically the same except without the scotish accent and it was in only 2 dimensions.
Lykan

Darkblade wrote:
Other then that it looked basically the same except without the scotish accent and it was in only 2 dimensions.


Grab the bagpipes! We march on Thermopylae!
DeBunny

I would put my opinion in for a goodly portion of what is said during the course of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
>.>
I loves that movie.

...the French Taunter amuses me.
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt [smelled] of elderberry! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!"
Exachix

Not strictly a movie.

Toaster: "Howdy doodly do!  How's it going?  I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion.  Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like some toast?"
Lister: "Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast.  In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No Toast."
Toaster: "How 'bout a muffin?"
Lister: "Or muffins! Or muffins!  We don't like muffins around here!  We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks!"
Toaster: "So you're a waffle man!"

That is one awesome toaster <.<
Nevrmore

Darkblade wrote:
Bookboy wrote:
Or Merry. One of the short non-central peoples.

"Spartans, prepare for glory."
"Madness? THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Both from Leonidas of 300


You know in the original Graphic novel There wasn't even an exclamation mark at the end of Sparta.

Not even that, Leonidas said the line in a cool, natural retort to the messenger saying "This is blasphemy, this is madness!"

He just kicks him into the well, saying, "This is Sparta."

I like that version better.
Keledrath

"Bond.  James Bond."

Bond:  "You're not my type."
Vesper:  "Smart?"
Bond:  *turns away*  "Single."

Both from the infamous 007 chroniclings.
Kyrian

Nevrmore wrote:
Darkblade wrote:
Bookboy wrote:
Or Merry.  One of the short non-central peoples.

"Spartans, prepare for glory."
"Madness?  THIS.  IS.  SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Both from Leonidas of 300


You know in the original Graphic novel There wasn't even an exclamation mark at the end of Sparta.

Not even that, Leonidas said the line in a cool, natural retort to the messenger saying "This is blasphemy, this is madness!"

He just kicks him into the well, saying, "This is Sparta."

I like that version better.


I need to wake up more. I kept reading "Leonidas" there in Nevr's post as "Legolas."

Speaking of LotR:

"Toss me."
Kyrian

Animal House:

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Wukei

Kyrian wrote:

Speaking of LotR:

"Toss me."


Oh come on, that's not the best part of that quote.

"Wait...don't tell the elf?"
"Not a word."
Kyrian

Wukei wrote:
Kyrian wrote:

Speaking of LotR:

"Toss me."


Oh come on, that's not the best part of that quote.

"Wait...don't tell the elf?"
"Not a word."


Personally I feel the best part is really the look Aragorn gives him after the "Toss me" line. ^-^

It makes me crack up every time.

The other part there that I love, isn't even a quote. It's where they show: elf archer, elf archer, elf archer, Legolas....blank spot (top of Gimli's head, don't recall if it was in the shot or not), elf archer.
Kyrian

Happy Gilmore:

"You're very good looking, I'm not attractive."
Uberblah

OMG! You stole my line I was going to use! Were you watching it on USA?
Kyrian

Yup! Just killing time til the Rock of Love 2 Finale. ^-^
Darkblade

"When nine hundred years you reach, look as good you will not." - Yoda: Return of the Jedi
Wukei

Ron Stopable: "That would be so cool if it wasn't about to kill us!"
Shadow of the Sun

"Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart. Shop S-Mart... You got that?!!"

"Groovy."
Keledrath

"You'll never shut down...the real...Napster."

Lyle, aka Napster, from The Italian Job.
Kyrian

Iron Man Previews:

*lady walks in, Tony Stark in the majority of the Iron Man outfit getting cleaned?*
"What are you doing?"
"Let's face it, this isn't the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Uberblah

Superhero movie:

Reporter: "Are you associated with the Dragonfly?"
Friend: *rips shirt open to reveal shirt with black rooster on it* "Yes, I'm the Black Co-"
Dragonfly: "Rooster! He's the Black Rooster."
Lykan

From a movie pivotal to the nerd subculture:

Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Arthur: Shut up!
Dennis: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur: Shut up; will you SHUT UP?! [Grabs Dennis and shakes him]
Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Arthur: SHUT UP!
Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!
Arthur: BLOODY PEASANT! releases Dennis and walks away as other peasents come to see what's going on]
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm all about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
Kyrian

Fixed Iron Man Preview Quote:

"What's the max payload on the roof?"
*tries to land on roof, crashes through and into the car below*
Renom

I saw a better preview.

*Girlfriend/wife/person who kows the main chaacter walks in on him working on a robotic arm*
"Let's face it, you've walked in on me doing worse things than this before."
Xaspian

Kyrian wrote:
Iron Man Previews:

*lady walks in, Tony Stark in the majority of the Iron Man outfit getting cleaned?*
"What are you doing?"
"Let's face it, this isn't the worse thing you've caught me doing."

Renom wrote:
I saw a better preview.

*Girlfriend/wife/person who kows the main chaacter walks in on him working on a robotic arm*
"Let's face it, you've walked in on me doing worse things than this before."

Woah... Deja Vu!
=

"Did you say 'cool off'?"
"No, but there was this bit earlier, in the hotel, where I used the toy monkey to distract him, then said 'playtime's over', and hit him with the peace lily."
~Danny and Nick in Hot Fuzz.
Kyrian

I was about to say that Xasp...then I saw you did for me. =P
Xaspian

While Hot Fuzz is being mentioned, I'll add another one. I can't remember it all, as it's pretty long, but Leslie Tiller's speech just before she gets killed is really quite impressive.
Wraith

"Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word.  I do not think it means what you think it means."  

"Give us the gate key."
"I have no gate key."
"Fezzik, tear his arms off."
"Oh, you mean this gate key."

"Mawwage..."

"Now if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something..."

~The Princess Bride

I'm not sure why, but that last one is just hilarious to me.
Kyrian

Jeff Dunham (comedian):

"We're looking for some idiots with no future"



"What's the last thing that went through your mind?"
"My ass!"
Wukei

I really like the old man...and I really HATE his first puppet...he spent the first ten minutes with that puppet singing his name...
Kyrian

Walter is one of the greatest. Not sure which one he was singing the name though.
Wukei

The little monkey looking thing...my dad loves him...

you know...the monkey on speed...
Kyrian

Peanut? The purpleish one?
Wukei

Yep, that's it...friggin nutty bastard...
Kyrian

I liked him in Spark of Insanity though.

"Jeff-fuffuh DUN HAM...dot com!"
Wukei

That's the part I'm talking about that I disliked...

10 friggin minutes of that.
Kyrian

Heh, sorry, wasn't thinking about it that way. ^-^
ValdisRequiem

Juno is chockful of great lines.
"Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale."

Juno: Hey Su Chin!

Su Chin: Oh hi Juno. How are you?

Juno: You know, pretty solid! So have you started on that paper for Wart's class yet?

Su Chin: No, I tried to work on ot a little last night but I couldn't concentrate.

Juno: Well I can sell you some of my Aderale. If you want.

Su Chin: No thanks. I'm off pills.

Juno: Thats a wise choiice. Because I like knew this girl who had like this crazy freak out from taking too many behavioral meds at once. And she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale mall and was like, "Blah I am a krakenn from the sea!"

Su Chin: I heard that was you.

Juno: Well it was good seeing you Su Chin.
Uberblah

Who could forget this classic from Austin Powers?
"GET IN MAH BELLEH!"
Destro Yersul

More CSI, cause it's awesome:

'Judge Cohen, you're under arrest for obstruction of justice, tampering with states' evidence, and violating seven articles of scumbag'
Wukei

Roz: "I'm impressed you're so good at charades."
Frasier: "I'm impressed you can mime a virgin."
Lykan

Couple from one of my favorite movies of all time, which they managed to f*** up by making the third so ungodishly bad.

Go Hollywood... Here's Rush Hour 2:

Kenny: [pointing to Carter and speaking Chinese] Why are you hanging with 7-11?
Lee: 7-11?
Kenny: Because his mouth never closes.

Carter: Secret Service Agent James Carter. Soon, I'll be up in Washington protecting the President.
Lee: Everyone knows you would never take a bullet for someone else.
Carter: Yeah, but they don't know that. Did you see the way she was looking at the brother?
Lee: She never even looked at you!
Carter: Don't be jealous, Lee. The girl chose me. 'Cause I'm tall, dark, and handsome and you third-world ugly.
Lee: I'm not third-world ugly. Women like me. They think I'm cute, like Snoopy.
Carter: Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you.

Carter: Why the HELL didn't you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?!
Lee: I did!
Carter: No! You didn't!
Lee: I said, "Mmm!"
Carter: What the hell is "Mmm"?
Lee: Mmm, boom!
Darkblade

Must express love for Fido...

Mother (After killing to school bullies gone zombie and torching their clubhouse):Don't tell anyone about this.
Boy: I know Mom
Mother: I did what I had to.
Boy: I know Mom
Mother: They were zombies and trying to eat you.
Boy: I know Mom
Mother: I don't want you thinking what I just did is in anyway normal or okay.
Boy: I know Mom.

***

Boy: Is Tamy [Man's zombie] your Girlfriend?
Man: No! Why?
Boy: Mom says she is your girlfriend and you were fired from Zombco for having a zombie girlfriend.
Man: Um...well you see....
Wukei

One of the more famous lines of recent times:

J: "Know what the difference is between you and me?  I make this look good."
Kyrian

J: Hey OLD Guys!
Keledrath

From MiB:

The Noisy Cricket.
Kyrian

Turn on the TV this morning (was already set on TBS) and guess what's playing?

"Series 4 diatomizer."
"Now that's what I'm talking about."
"Noisy Cricket."
"How come you get a series...4...diatomizer and I get a little midget cricket? I feel like I'm going to break this damn thing!"
Wukei

It was playing last night...makes sense.  Encore.
Kyrian

From Undercover Brother:

"Give me one good reason I shouldn't fire your black ass!"
"Because I...don't...work...for...you?"
"Shut up!"
Uberblah

Demolition Man:

"Maybe we should tell him what the seashells are for."

Mystery solved! Kinda
Kyrian

Bad Company (2002)

"Don't shoot the bomb!"
"Don't shoot me either!"

***

"Well, that didn't work, did it?"
"No! 'I'm going to go outside and count to ten'? Who the hell are you? You would have done better with 'Bi*** get in the car'."
"Okay. Get in the car...bi***."
Kyrian

"I got a jar of dirt. I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it."

****
Same movie:

"Where is it? Where is the thump thump?"
Renom

"It's been a silly kind of day, hasn't it?" *Dies*
~Shaun of the dead
The Chilli God

From The Emperor's New Groove:

"Uh oh."
"Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
"Yup."
"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
"Most likely."
"...Bring it on."
Jacklu

Firefly always gave me plenty o' material, specially Serenity.  My favorite so far is,
Mal:  You wanna run this ship?!
Jayne:  Yes!
Mal: Well y- you can't!
Uberblah

Kyrian wrote:
"I got a jar of dirt. I got a jar of dirt. And guess what's inside it."

****
Same movie:

"Where is it? Where is the thump thump?"


Jonny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

I love that series as does my girlfriend.
Kyrian

Several lines from The Mist:

((WARNING: Language is used in some of these. ^-^))

Ollie: We gotta discuss how we're going to stop that thing from getting in here.
Myron: What do you mean getting in? We shut the loading door.
Ollie: Yeah, but the entire front of the store is plate glass.

*****

Irene: Jim Grondin. I had you in school, didn't I?
Jim Grondin: Yes, ma'am. Me and my sister Pauline.
Irene: Pair of underachievers.
[steps aside]
Irene: After you, Jim.

*****

Ollie: [Ollie just fired 2 shots] I killed her.
David Drayton: Thank you Ollie.
Ollie: I killed her. I wouldn't have done that if there had been any other way.
David Drayton: That's why I said thank you.

*****

Irene: [after hurling a can of peas at Mrs. Carmody] Shut up, you miserable buzzard! Stoning people who piss you off is perfectly okay. They do it in the Bible, don't they? And I got lots of peas!

*****

Bud Brown: For Christ's sake, Ollie. You want me to report you? You want to lose your job? Look, I'm gonna be taking down names, starting with you. And I am prepared to file a police report.
Ollie: Fine, write down your names.
Bud Brown: I will.
Ollie: And in the mean time, shut the fuck up and listen.
Wukei

Spawn:

Violator (as Clown): How come God gets all the good followers and we get all the retards?

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