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Wukei

Coincidence?

I was just reminded of a coincidence from a couple of years ago, and was wondering if anyone else would like to share strange/embarrassing coincidences.

My own:

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.

I told that joke the morning after he died to some friends.  I hadn't heard that he died yet.  I don't even tell jokes that often, but this one I learned a few weeks before and had to share.
Orange Zergling

I was at some camp/class thingy and I heard somebody say somebody else's nickname was Meese (of course, I didn't know it was a nickname till later), and I remember saying something along the lines of "Who the heck names their child Meese?".

She was behind me.

/facepalm
Flabbicus

That Christopher Reeves joke is really annoying.
Wukei

Whyssat?
Flabbicus

Because I've heard it too many times.
Wukei

Sorry...
Flabbicus

It's not like you're the one who told it to me all those times.
The Chilli God

Or are you?
Dun dun DUN!

...Okay, biggest coincidence I had was when I was at 4th grade or something. I thought I had invented the word tranquilizer.
It was one of those childish "Lets be superheroes!" thing going on. My friends and I, we had this secret base at school and we pretended to shoot all the enemies (Read: girls). We 'invented' the tranquilizer as a kind of bazooka that shoots nukes as part of this.

I decided one day to shove in "tranquilizer" into the weekly spelling test (Pick ten words and spell them correctly!"). Much to my surprise, I got the spelling correct, and found out that it was an actual word.

Much lol'ing ensued.
McBish

Well there was the one time that I hit that parked van on my bike.  Not much of a coincidence.  But then when I ran into the same peoples mailbox on my bike.  That is a bit of a coincidence.
Uberblah

Any time I talk bad about someone, that person ends up being right behind me. Usually happens at school or school-related events too.
nightwing

I dont get the joke....
Wukei

Christopher Reeves was confined to a wheelchair after a horse riding accident.

Christopher Walken's last name sounds like "'walkin'"
Orange Zergling

About a week after my grandfather on my mother's side died (of a sudden heart attack), a Jehova's Witness came up to my mom's door. The first thing he said?

"Wouldn't it be great if there was no death?"
DeBunny

.....if I didn't know better, I'd suspect something from that guy.

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