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Wukei

Christmas

Yes, I know it's months away (this stuff takes time, though), now listen:

For anyone that wants one, I'm making christmas presents (the only hint I'm giving is that I sew.)  Anyone wanna chance their luck and give me their address?  You can give it to me via PM or IM if you don't trust publicly displaying it, but do trust me.

edit: Yes, I do ship overseas.
Who

How will you be recieving payment?
Wukei

This isn't a 'pay me' sorta thing.  It's a Christmas Present.
Who

Then sure, just let me scrabble around for my address.
Wukei

I think you people are just scared of me cuz I come off rash.

For those who think I don't like you: it may be true.  But I love giving out Christmas presents, so don't think I won't give you one cuz I don't like you.  I've already got the supplies.  (That probably sounds hypocritical, but giving is not just about giving to people you like.  And sometimes you get to know a person better by being open in friendship and giving things to people you normally wouldn't.)
McBish

Hey I don't think you don't like me.  And really who says no to free presents not me.  Also being both trusting and lazy I won't pm you my adress here it is.  

1960 B PIKA Tr
River Falls WI 54022
Wukei

Giving me at least a first name would be nice?  If you've told me before, I've forgotten.  (It's the effects of the drugs.  I used to be...no, I've always sucked at names.)
McBish

Actually I don't think most people here know my name.  I just seem to forget that.  I'm Brian Bishop.  Thank you.
Wukei

*kicks this back up for more people to see*

I got a feeling I'm going to be bumping a lot...
Uberblah

I'd love one, but my parents would probably freak when a package came in the mail for me from some strange address...
apeoflight

Yea I'm with Uber. I'd love one but parents would freak out probably.
Wukei

I'm assuming you don't buy stuff from amazon or e-bay?
Uberblah

*shakes head* No. That would make things easier though.
apeoflight

Actually now that I think about it when you put it that way it would probably be fine.
atreyu_the_masked_llama

I would be both honored and flattered and overjoyed to receive a Christmas present from you, Wu.  

Human kindness rules!!
Wukei

Who told you I'm human?  Whoever said that is lying.
Sophistemon

Wukei wrote:
Who told you I'm human?  Whoever said that is lying.

Indeed, you're too nice to be human. Whatever you are, this planet needs more of you.

You already have my name and address, I think, so this post has no real purpose other than my telling you what an awesome person you are.

Cheers, Wu.
DeBunny

Things like this make me feel horribly guilty that I can't return the kindness.
But nevertheless, I'll send you my little infos.

I'd just plaster them on here, but I have the ugly feeling that some random junk-mail sender will find the address. *shakes fist at bots*
Wukei

*bump*

Now I'm sorta fighting with my sewing machine...but I still have a couple of months.
InaVegt

While I do think you dislike me, and I've had some bad feelings for you in the past (all forgiven now, though. Mostly forgotten too), I wouldn't mind a Christmas present (It'd be my first)

Just to be sure though, this isn't some ploy of you to discover addresses and murder people in their sleep? :p
Wukei

Not the type to murder.  A woman mass-murderer is very very rare.
DivineAmour

...That's just what you WANT us to think.

Umm, no offense or anything, but I don't think my parents would be particularly happy with mysterious gifts coming to our house, from people I know from the 'net...

If I could find someone willing to hold onto it for me for, like, 4 years, then I suppose I could get one.
DeBunny

Just tell your parents that you ordered something outrageous if it comes to that.
Bomb detonators, or something. =P
My parents usually stop asking after that.
DivineAmour

...My parents might take me seriously though. And then I'd be in a lot more trouble.
Denbek

It'd be great if you would send one... There should be waaaaaaay more people willing to do this... I'll PM my address to you... Thanks in advance. Smile
ValdisRequiem

Raistlin wrote:
...That's just what you WANT us to think.

Umm, no offense or anything, but I don't think my parents would be particularly happy with mysterious gifts coming to our house, from people I know from the 'net...

If I could find someone willing to hold onto it for me for, like, 4 years, then I suppose I could get one.

Oh, hey, look. That's what I'm here for.
Wu, if you make one for Rai, you can send it on over to me ;D
Wukei

Unless you guys are neighbours, I'd rather hold onto it ^.~

But I will make you one, Rai, if you just remind me in four years.  (Assuming both of us have the luck to still be around.)
Wukei

The presents were supposed to get sent off yesterday, but through a series of unfortunate events, they didn't get sent.  So, I'll be sending them Monday.

Who, you might get yours a little late, sorry. (Being overseas tends to make it take longer.)

Remember, no opening til Christmas.
DeBunny

Ah, Wukei. Going through all this work for us crazy folks.
Wukei

What really sucks is I was GOING to use my purple pen on my cards, but I couldn't find it.  I found it this morning after everything was already packed up and ready to go.
DeBunny

That's horribly unfortunate.

And once again, the nefarious Purple outsmarted the silly bipeds.
Who

Thanks Wukei.
Jacklu

Just a few quick questions Wukei; about how big is the present, and are you shipping overnight or whenever it gets there?
Wukei

It's coming in a CD envelope (the bubble type) but it's not a CD.  And I'm shipping it standard.  It should only take 4-5 days max in the states to get there, so it's not like it's gonna miss Christmas.
Jacklu

Thanks.  Now I know what to look for.
Wukei

Well, it does say Angela 'Wukei' Prien in the return address...I figured that would give you a clue.
Wukei

I sent off Christmas presents.

Who, I sent yours 1st class, and it said 5-10 days, so hopefully you'll get yours in time.

Everyone else's said 3-5 days, so definitely no opening til Christmas.  Gotta promise me.  If you get a present from Santa, you gotta wait til Christmas.

(DeB's has called me Santa Wu and says it works.  Wish he called me that before I signed all the presents. ^.^)
DeBunny

Well, I would have if I'd thought of it!

And I'll be good. Make sure Uber is good, too.
I know where he lives. >.>
apeoflight

Got your present Wukei. So tempted to open.... *reaches over* *slaps self* Wait, can we not open the envelope?
Wukei

You can open the envelope.  The present is wrapped separate.
apeoflight

My mom is kinda freaking out at what the present might be.... I don't know why.
Wukei

Tell her it's nothing flamable or breakable.  So there's no way it could be marijuana or a pipe for the consumation of it. ^.~
ValdisRequiem

Got the present today, Wu, and I was surprised.
Wasn't expecting one ontop of the wallpaper o.o

Thank you very much!
Wukei

Well, I had your address already.
apeoflight

I think my mom is being WAY over protective about this christmas present. She is making me give it to her so she can unwrap it, see what it is and then rewrap it so I don't actually know what it is. Anyone else think that might be a tad much?
Wukei

As long as she's keeping it a secret, I'm glad to let her.  I understand how dangerous many people think the internet is.  Now, it's only natural to be scared of everything and everyone you don't know.  I applaud her on her protection of you, she obviously cares about you very much.  There are many parents out there that don't care at all anymore.

Hopefully she'll be okay with you having the present.  It's not like it can kill you.  I'm sorry about the joke about the pipe and the marijuana.  I know a lot of parents worry about that, too.
apeoflight

I know she cares for me and loves me. It just seems a little... over the top to me I guess.


And don't worry about the joke. Even if I had told her that she would have probably laughed. She knows I'm a pretty good kid and I don't ever want come near that stuff.
Jacklu

I haven't got it yet Wukei, but I can promise it will go unopened till dec 25th.  Now, whether I open it at 12:01am or not....  ^_^
Wukei

So she trusts you.  Trust her to do the right thing and let you have the present.  She just wants to do what's best.

It'll probably be there in the next coupla days, Jacklu.  The people that got it today are probably just further south or west.
Jacklu

I got you present today Wukei.  I promise I won't open it till Christmas.
DeBunny

And Santa Wu's delivery to DeB and Uber has been recieved. The latter will get it in a couple of days.
Uberblah

And I'm looking forward to it too! Very Happy
McBish

Yeah I got mine to.  Thanks Wu.
atreyu_the_masked_llama

Thanks, Wu!!  You're the bestest!!
Who

Mine arrived today, can't wait to open it. Thanks Wukei.
apeoflight

Wukei, I just have to say. Your perhaps the best of us on here. I mean who else decided to give presents to people they have never actually met?
Wukei

I enjoy giving.  It doesn't make me a better person.  I'm a very angry person quite often.  (Stress makes people that way.)  I just tend to shine in December.

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