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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:41 am    Post subject: Trog's Tavern C  Reply with quote



Upon entering the tavern you find it to be rustic, dim, cramped, and smelling of spilled beer. Moving through the crowd, half of which seem to be deadtiming, you spot a fireplace with a banjowood carving on the mantle, you also make out through the haze the curving bar and private booths hidden behind ferns. A side door leading to a bamboo patio outside reveals a hungry looking dumpster mimic sneaking towards an unsuspecting customer.

On the wall is a large, ornate mirror which people seem to step in and out of freely. A winding staircase near the front door leads to rooms for rent upstairs. The backroom is now completely off-limits to all patrons and most of the bar staff, it's occupied by the bartender.

Trog's Tavern is no longer enchanted to be indestructible. Attempting to damage it will succeed. Now with Free Sweet, Delicious Wi-Fi.  We've recently renewed our liquor licence!

New: Anyone that is not a bar staff that tries to pilfer drinks out of where they are kept will get a maximised disintegrate to the head. You have been warned.

In Memoriam (hall of former staff): Trog (owner emeritus), El Jaspero (manager emeritus), Hoseki (bouncer), Tempest Stormwing (bouncer), Valthreborn Valthera (bouncer), Vivian (bartender), Alex Shipmaster (bartender), Erdan (bartender), Kantur (bartender), Who (cook), Zee (cook)

Current Staff:
Owner and Proprietor: Melantha
Manager: *NEW* Alex
Bartenders: Aurora
Bouncers: Now hiring!  No seriously, Inquire within! Temp. Bouncer: Aurora
Cook: Ghoolion
Entertainment: T.B.A.

NOW HIRING: Bartenders, Cooks, Talented bards, Burly bouncers, etc.
(Hey bards: just take spotlight in the tavern's center and start singing!)

Only the finest NPC servers:



Nina - A feisty and vivacious 18 year old (she's legal). Mean and completely unavailable.
Paige - A sweet and wholesome elf working her way through college here in town.
Cosmo - A quick-witted and oppressed gnome scoundrel.

All will be happy to serve you. Since all are NPCs they are up for communal control. Feel free to say what they do or say to you or any other patron. To a point.


GET A FREE DRINK ON YOUR FIRST POST HERE!

THE CURRENT DRINK MENU:
Wines:
Catoblepas Sauvingnon
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with a hits of oak and black cherry.
Kobold Chianti - Tart and tangy! Try it with fava beans!
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
Purple Worm Pinot - Earthy aroma.
Funky Llama - A rich fruity wine, available in white or red.
Iames Agonia - This tart, dark red wine will stun you and leave you feeling good for hours.
Xorn Zinfandel - Sweet and fruity!
Cormyrian Fireamber - Imported and very good.
Spoonake Chablis - Straight from the Underdark!
Feline's Fancy - A purplish, swirly mixture that any feline will adore.

Mixed Drinks:
Pina CoLlama - If you're not into yoga and have half a brain.
Swampwater - A Phosphorescent lemon-lime delight.
Jasphattan - Sweet vermouth with bitters and more.
White Russian Wukei - Vodka, Kahlua, and Milk.
Long Island Iced Tea - Tastes better than it will make you feel in the morning.
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
Coffee Martini - Buzzzzz.
Murderita - Wasted away again...
Rampaging Rail Mixer - Mad strong!
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dwarf Spirits
Aboleth Absinthe
LEVEL UP LIQUER - Need a few extra XP? We gots XP in a bottle!
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Constitution Crushing Wine - Fort. DC 35 or pass out!
Djinn and Tonic - Whirling ice cubes, fizzy soda, and one drunk genie.
Rum Llamonade Daquiri
Mudslide Daquiri
Chuul Lounge - Bacardi Limon, Aberration, creme de bananes and juices
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood
Black Market Wallbanger
Hydrogelic's 110 proof Firewater
Guild Vodka No. 3
Black Shadow - A strong concoction guaranteed to send a chill down your spine at any temperature.
Haley's Liquer - Named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Wizard Blizzard - Crushed ice and Bourbon. The effect depends on the spell stored in it.
Black Ice - Named after one of the greatest rock bands, this mix of Black Shadow and Ice Liquer is guaranteed to give you a chill
Nut Brew - An herbal mixture combined with whiskey. So sweet, it's like your not even drinking!

Beers & Such:
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - Death-o-licious!
Archon Ale
Guilders Ale
Balthor's Best
Mind Flayer Mead - Mmm... brains!

Other Fine Beverages:
Celestial Soda Pop - Soda specially brewed in Celestia. Tastes divine.
Darknight Coffee - Cream has no effect.
SLURPEES!
Root Beer
Red Minotaur - Energy Drink
Llamonade - That cool, refreshing drink for quadrupeds.
Dragon's Fire Breath - Cherry Kool-Aid for the kids!
Fox Cola - The choice of the furry generation.
Hot Chocolate - With little marshmallows and stuff.

MUNCHIES MENU:
Hot Spicy Peanuts - Damned Spicy!
Velvet Elfish - Trogtilla chips with hot cheese and meat dip - soooo good.
Fortune Cookies - I got this deal with a local factory see...
Bamhacon - Where ham meets bacon.
Gyros
Salads - Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta
Muffins
Mint Brownies - The original Ghoolion treat.  Bright green and available with and without walnuts.
Three Metal Cake - A delectable mix of vanilla, chocolate, and confetti cake frosted with alchelmically treated Mithril, Adamantine, and Platinum.
Carrot Cubes - Six sided dice made of carrot cake.

SMOKABLES:
Dwarven Cigars - From our axe-hewn humidor
Coffin Nail™ Cigarettes - Get Nailed!
Halfling Pipeweed - Bogart™ brand


If you don't see it, ask for it!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Melantha flounces back into the tavern with a spring in her step. She sits down at the bar and orders her favourite drink.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cosmo brings it over. And E floats over
Someone looks cheerful.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Melantha smirks and flicks her hair back "You could say that."
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

E raises an eyebrow/ the mind flayer equivalent.
Who died?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Oh please, do you think I'll only get happy about someone dying? I'm not that sadistic."
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Speakin of 'who died', the young man using far too much hairgel who 'died' at his table now sits up with an alltogether too cocky smirk.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Melantha gives the newcomer a quick glance, but nothing more.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

E turns to look at the ex-corpse
Took you long enough.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aurora creeps out of the back room, sneaking towards the exits.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Melantha turns her head slightly at Aurora "'Lo minion, haven't seen you around here in a while."
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She eeps and turns around, a little startled.

"Um, hi boss."

Also she is not a minion!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

To Melantha she is Wink

"Haven't seen you around for a while."
a slight pause "Then again I've not been here very often."
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, she kinda is isn't she?

"It's been okay, there was this virus thing but it's under control."
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Melantha tilts her head "So...are you infectious or any thing?"
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She shakes her head.

"No, I got cured. Some other people might be though."
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A random NPC patron freezes suddenly.
Like him.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Melantha giggles "Well that means that I don't have to worry if you spontaneously decide to leap on and make out with me."

Bit of a push but she liked teasing/sexually harassing her favourite bar maid.
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And as is customary with these exchanges Aurora's face is quickly overcome by a blush, unwittingly having pictured herself and her boss making out in her mind's eye. She quickly tries to stear the topic of conversation on to something else.

"Is it okay if I'm gone for a few days Boss?"
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Melantha nods "Sure hun, going anywhere nice?"
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Aurora nods, trying her hardest not to give the game away.

"I'm helping my sister with her wedding."
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Melantha nods again "That's a worthy cause, have fun with that." she gives a little smile so hopefully it gets across that she's actually being genuine and not her usual self.
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Aurora smiles back, heading for the door.

"Thanks Boss. I will."
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As Aurora is leaving, a man comes into the tavern. His clothes are a bit of a mix up of time periods. Blue jeans, a leather jacket, a cowboy hat, and a strange pair of metallic looking shoes. There is a handgun holstered at his side. He sits down at the bar and looks over the drink menu.
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E turns to look at the ex-corpse
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And now he bats away a particulally annoying deadtime ooze.
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The greasy-haired, trying-too-hard-to-be-suave young man chuckles, then eyes the newcomer.


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