The closing argument of the Prosecution was, "He was very aware that he had something very valuable in his pants." -In reference to where the defendant had stashed a packet of Oxycodone. _________________
As some of you know, I'm finishing training to be a teacher soon. I have many quotes from my kids. They're a funny little lot.
One of my personal favourites, when practicing balancing 2 tennis balls on a bat and he hadn't been listening and hadn't got the second ball... "I've only got 1 ball !!"
My little Polish girl after a long, circular discussion about her rabbit in my Religious Education lesson on forgiveness... she really hadn't got a clue what to do, so I tried to explain that her rabbit, when it bit her, hurt her and she forgave it. She told me she'd eaten the rabbit because it bit her. Then we established she hadn't and the bunny was alive and well, she proudly declared, in superior tones that condemned as inferior all western european rabbits as being horribly wussified , "Is Polish rabbit !". In other words, "of course it's bloody bitten me, what do you think it is ? A decadent and corrupt capitalist bunny that's devoted to its own hedonistic pleasure ? This is a lean, mean bunny from behind the Iron Curtain !" As a famous enchanter once said, "That's no ordinary bunny !". All hail the new rabbit master race !
Then we have the spelling mistakes.
"The witches all ate a lot of cack." (cake) being the most recent shining example.
My mom, with great sincerity: "But I really am seeing ducks!"
I didn't believe her when she said there was a duck in the backyard, sure enough, I went out there later, and a duck flew out of the bushes.
Me:"Hey mom, it must be catchy, I can see 'em too."
Every time we saw a duck throughout the next week we laughed like a couple of idiots. It was just funny. _________________ My posting has long gaps. Please don't wait for me. Keep movin & I'll catch up when I can.
"A wild Gonzo appears!"
"I send out Cookie Monster!"
"Gonzo uses Big Nose Strike!"
"Cookie Monster uses Eat Peabody Award and restores his health!" (joke based from Mr. Colbert)
"Hm...you're a tricky one...
I send out my Custom Robo."
"Meh, The End. Let's get a cookie."
The End is a wonderful spell in one of the Final Fantasy games that kills any enemies without fail. Useful on final bosses. My friend and I frequently refer to it to end stupidities like that conversation there.
"3 plus 5 is eight, moron."
"I was totalling! 3 to 5! Good lord, a d4 doesn't even have a 5 side."
My friend was a wee bit tired. And I still killed the vampire, heehee. _________________ Kara
-Hmm, an ominous passage that plunges into an inky blackness, sealed behind lock and chain.
-You know what this means?
-We must see where it leads!
Well madame, I was hunting the large cat, don't-cha-no and spied your fine establishment of employment. And I thought to myself, Reginald, because while my name is not really Reginald, everyone calls themselves that, I thought, Reginald, why don't you apply there!
~Osnagard, on job hunting. _________________ A single dagger in the night is worth a thousand swords at dawn.
Grab some tugboats. We're going iceberg wrangling. - Destro Yersul
You shouldn't remark on whether people have souls. Some people actually like Cheney...and I don't think you even know any of his morals to judge him as such. Actually learn something about someone before you just mimic words because you think it will make you look cool. _________________
You must love the cuteness that is Sin!
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Location: Somewhere between insanity and logical resoning.
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject:
I know his policies, and Cheney is pretty d*mn evil.
I find it interesting that you saw my post and naturally assumed I knew next to nothing about politics. Do you think that of everyone you meet when they bring up a topic (even the opinions that you agree with, which seems to be the case in this instance based on how you just spoke about Cheney)?
I misquoted earlier: I actually made a statement about Cheney being incapable of feeling love, not about wheather he has a soul or not. _________________ Chuck Norris!
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Politics I'm not talking about. We're not allowed to speak about politics. I chose a poor word and fixed it. I meant his moral stances. But I am so tired of people that think that they know someone when they haven't met that person. You'll never know Cheyney. You'll never know your favourite actor. These people are basically told what they can say on the camera or on radio. Either that, or they spend hours writing up something PC on their speeches. _________________
Nobody was getting insulted with this, see, it started when I found this plant, and it looked like a fungus and... long story. "Fungus is a thing you can't be halfway" *giggles* _________________ My posting has long gaps. Please don't wait for me. Keep movin & I'll catch up when I can.
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